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Just left a voicemail with a fucking ai bot. Not sure how the bot relaying my message is more convenient than me just stating it but alright.

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Girlfriend took me antiquing today in Martinez. Found this beauty for a very fair $40. It's a Fostoria turquoise milk glass sugar bowl and it's going into my personal collection.

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I was standing on the balcony smoking and could see the neighbor grilling steaks and I thought his grill was glowing a pretty healthy orange and then I hear my neighbor run up going "it's on fire FIRE FIRE" and the steaks were on fire aww dinner is ruined.

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Highkey recommend doing chores on drugs. I don't remember much of cleaning the bathroom, so it's a nice surprise whenever I walk in.

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It took me an hour to assemble one chair, I have 3 more to go raaaaaahhhhh

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😭 I'm at the vet with Alex and another patient just left the exam room crying, holding a small box topped with flowers. I said I'm sorry and she cried "it's okay" as she left.

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We went out for dinner and the server said how are you, I said I'm great thank you. And she goes "I'M having a GREAT night THANK you" and I started laughing at the sheer audacity but the server thought I had said I'm great and you? But I couldn't stop fucking laughing it was the most terrible awkwar

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Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

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This boutique truck came up for sale on Craigslist and I'm having insane thoughts of turning it into a traveling antique shop.

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I am always Asexual. But the full label now is panromantic ace lesbian. Also, I only came to feel safe with romance once I dated another ace. Romance with allos is just "I did this nice thing for you, now fuck me." When there's no strings attached, I enjoy making my partner feel special.

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I just got a request from someone on fanfiction dot net asking if they can make fanart of my 15 year old Chrono Trigger fic. I'm so glad the kids are exploring the old games. 🥺

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This is the only Madonna album I've ever owned, 10yo me was obsessed with the mv for Bedtime Stories.

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Love rolling in to work to a dead apple mouse.

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Hulu has asked me twice now if I'm still here, I'm living the dream

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Christening my air fryer with some nachos

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Oh my god finally a proper night in, I am getting psychotically high and eating candy and watching bad TV.

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I made girlfriend watch Hot Frosty, I don't know why. But I also introduced her to Bob's Burgers and that's a fun time rewatching it with new eyes.

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Crying over Dandelion Crayon girl getting a dandelion crayon package from Crayola.

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Totally casual for Valentines Day (Famous last words: I think I'm gonna get bangs)

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Good, I don't want trans people dying for this country.

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GF called me last night asking me since I was aromantic if I would object to her gifting me flowers. And I burst into tears. So I might actually not be aromantic, it's just that no one's ever done a godamn nice thing for me and I don't know what to do with it.

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Lmao? Last night I watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and if this goes that route, it could be funny.

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Elaborate thirty-second-long magical girl transformation sequence, and at the end of it the only difference is that I'm now holding a knife.

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Sure. 🇩🇰

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Our web backend person just told me that we got a customer complaint about us using Shopify because Kanye is a Nazi. So she demanded that Shopify provide a public statement because PR should not be the responsibility of retailers. If you gonna allow Nazi shit, you need to Say That.

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For Reasons, I'm going to have to reduce the amount I drive. There is a bus stop outside my house that'll take me to work. But I'm debating getting an ebike. I try and race them and honestly it takes the same amount of time to get to your destination.

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Why is this children's network murdering an adult man?

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Success! I opted for gf's favorite food (Indian) instead of a Fancy Restaurant.

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I was weighed at the doctors last week and today my bathroom scale says I'm down 15 pounds. That is not possible so now which scale is the truth? 😭

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Prayer circle that I get Valentine's Day reservations, all the popular joints are booked. 🙏

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My high school self is heavy breathing over the return of bell bottoms.

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Kendrick Lamar performing ‘Not Like Us’ during the #SuperBowl

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Oh my god I can't wait to see him in concert

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That whole fucking stadium screaming A MINORRRRRE

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Ready for Kendrick

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Went outside to smoke and there's a party happening down the street where everyone is singing I'm gonna be (500 miles).

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Please don't judge me but I thrifted this for $3 because I think it's soooo cute 😭

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My dispensary had a promo where you spin a wheel and win a prize for a penny. So I go to spin and my budtender goes "do you just want the 6pk of infused prerolls worth $54?" YES MA'AM good looking out.

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Sad but unsurprised to see so much ai slop on etsy.

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