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Nothing jolts the mind like my kid experiencing maybe his third or fourth bout of sleepwalking within 20 minutes of my partner and I finishing a movie about creepy (possibly possessed) killer kids.

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Your man’s such a hater he invented a unique weapon to counter a specific rival martial artist’s technique.

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I’d wreak such bloody vengeance on your behalf, bro

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Some people laughed at me for picking up Tofu and carrying her over a puddle like I’m Doting Dog Dad and I just don’t want to have to shampoo the goddamn couches later

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I know he’s just parroting my political sentiments back to me, but it’s still clutch to hear my son say stuff like “Tim Horton’s sucks so bad that only cops eat there” unprompted.

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You’re getting too obscure, Bobby; if you have to label your costume, it’s a bad costume.

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Time for my 75,000th Master of Orion 2 playthrough where, as with my previous 74,999 plays, I will once again be choosing Psilon.

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“Now’s my chance! He’s gotta be exhausted!” I think to myself after witnessing the hot-blooded transfer student beat 30 of my friends into ground beef bullshit bare-handed.

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Check it out, ive started from the viewpoint that the purpose of art is to provide people with examples of how to behave, and ive reached some insanely dumb conclusions

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The whole gang rumble stopped before it started because I accidentally cut off the tip of my tongue while licking my knife

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Let’s fuckin gooooooooooooooooo

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Another Trump term is as good a reason as any to get my son into Dead Kennedys.

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The reason villains are typically more interesting than heroes in fiction is very simple. Heroes in most mainstream American art obey the law and uphold the status quo. If you want more interesting good guys, you need to start writing heroes who blow up pipelines and kill ICE agents.

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I've always felt that Skulls is a really emotional song

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Currently being observed.

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Zimmerit’s zines kick ass, and you should get one.

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Pro-trans, pro-love, anti-authority zombie/alien-killing rockabilly Guitar Wolf from WILD ZERO

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Once again forced to reckon with a fundamental personal truth I consistently refuse to acknowledge: I straight up do not enjoy survival horror games very much.

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Don't post AI slop. And if you repost by mistake, as I've done, delete it. When you have something to say and attach AI art, you're undercutting your message and hurting artists. Pay or barter for art. There's a reason good things cost money and take time. AI art is harmful and it looks like ass.

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Head up to the bedroom and get started without me, babe; gonna need a few minutes to listen to this Black Flag song that just came up on shuffle and then a few more to calm down after.

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Have a great Family Day weekend, Alberta, and let us hold the Reason for the Season in our hearts: Don Getty’s son’s cocaine arrest, and the need for an Alberta Premier to keep the social conservative flank of his caucus happy.

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Visibly annoyed as another stranger misidentifies my hat (nerd, tabletop game) as a hat (nerd, video game).

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hey hey, are you having a great friday?

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Love the new Tim Horton’s ad campaign insisting the coffee “tastes like it always has”, obliquely referencing the Canada-wide dumb guy conspiracy that McDonald’s somehow “bought” Tim Horton’s “recipe”.

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i don’t know how you even begin to address this at the societal level but it’s a real problem that a LOT of parents view their kids more as pets/property than people

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“What was that noise” is a hall of fame dumbass post you’re guaranteed to see at least twice a week on any neighbourhood forum.

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Doom Eternal was so booty that it somehow erased my memories of the 2016 game, so I’d forgotten that Doom absolutely rips. All-cylinders banger!

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Oh man, that economy. I tell ya, brother. Hoo boy. What an economy. It’s really crazy now of days.

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