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he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 gerbils, 3 dogs, 2 cats, 2 turtles #Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Sith | Chaos Wrangler […] [bridged from https://infosec.exchange/@stroz on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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oh my god, `diff` exit codes are opposite to what `bash` is expecting in a script 🤦‍♂️

*does the string manipulation dance* Wait, it's all string manipulation? Always has been...

WEEEWOO YOU DONT HAVE TO SUE YOUR PARENTS TO CHANGE YOUR LEGAL GENDER IN POLAND ANYMORE YIPPEE

*bashes head against wall* So fucking convoluted

I picked the wrong millennium to quit sniffing glue

https://www.reddit.com/r/GenX/comments/1j3l71q/comment/mg17ptd/

Oooooo https://syzito.xyz/@OccuWorld/114100786274867917

I sell 1s and 0s for a living. Seems like I should probably diversify...

If you live in a state where trans genocide bathroom laws are likely to pass, and own a business, are on a school board, or otherwise have some degree of control over spaces used by the public: The time to renovate your bathrooms is NOW. Replace all the multi user multi stall bathrooms you […]

Anybody know what year of the week it is?

Alright, I think it's time to decide: We using bottlecaps, gold, diamonds, Twinkies? What's the Collapse Currency going to be? #Collapse #Fallout #Twinkies

Bodies are bullshit

So...do we keep money in an IRA? Or should we move forward with the assumption those will be drained shortly?

I'm sensing strong renewed anti-GitHub sentiments among my (non-US based) peers these days as the US is seemingly in a free-fall towards chaos. We will of course keep prioritizing security and safety for the #curl project and its contributors and will act immediately if the signs tell us we should.

I'm ready to get off Mr. Google's Wild Ride

Reminder that #ICE is only 22 years old. This is a recent, George W. Bush thing.

Is anyone out there in fediland aware of a tool that can take a list of dependencies and versions and return a list of CVEs? npm and Nuget support would be helpful.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my Angry Dome @futurama_quotes #Futurama #AngryDome

Sorry to follow you, it does seem a little creepy I promise I'm not an AI. Though maybe life would be easier if I were... :think_bread:

Listen up. I didn't want to say this earlier b/c maybe it wasn't obvious to them, but the Russian conspiracy that is now in charge of our executive branch is also in control over the .gov DNS zone file. The entire thing. IDK what this means for .gov content indexed on sites like archive.org […]

JD Vance didn't expect this man, and hundreds of others, to show up in the mountains of Sugarbush Vermont to troll and ruin his ski tip.

Hi everyone. It’s a new month and here’s a new plea for you to support your fediverse instance if you can and they accept donations. My thanks to all that do, and also my thanks to the many people that make the fediverse tick.

This is a periodic reminder to all infosec professionals that the U.S. Government is compromised & now aligned with nation state adversaries. You should cease & desist all threat intel sharing with them, divest from Infragard, and consider forming new information sharing trust circles outside […]

I *would* sell your data, but nobody's buying

When Trump's America Has Your Back! #AureFreePress #News #press #headline #Ukraine #Russia #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war

*absent-mindedly blows on tortilla chip covered in spicy salsa before putting in his mouth* :blobcatfacepalm: :blobcatfacepalm:

Security experts warned Friday about a widespread zero day vulnerability, tentatively dubbed "CVE-2025-TRUMP," that threatens to let Russia backdoor....well, everything.

Apparently we aren’t going to talk about LockBit as a threat anymore. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/28/trump-russia-hacking-cyber-security Good going “cybersecurity isn’t political” chucklenuts. You’re cooked. We’re cooked.

Truncated Icosahedron project rev. 2 is in progress, and I'm much happier with this version. It's less (but still somewhat) fiddly to assemble and has 3x the LEDs!

I think the local middle school student council could do a better job running the country at this point

I’m old enough to remember when Ronald Reagan stood in front of the Berlin Wall and said “Mr Gorbachev, how much of east Germany’s minerals are you willing to give us?”

HyperCard is only unlockable if you have both Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles installed, and you add all of the Chaos Emeralds and Super Emeralds to your Apple Menu

I'm sorry I was weird In your replies I'm just autistic And get excited About custom configurations

Do you get a headache like me when you're in the room with a sub-80Hz display, or are you normal?

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

So now DOGE is doing massive layoffs of anyone and everyone at Social Security. https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/memo-on-organizational-restructuring-at-social-security-administration

Imagine if the North had won the "War of Northern Aggression". Would have been awesome to have some consequences ...but here we are...

if you're a transgender person needing help in relocating to europe from the usa, reach out to me :boost_requested: