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stuartcb.bsky.social
Here we go again (was stuart_cb on twitter)
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Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.

Wtf www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Birds probably don’t even know that flying is fun.

Worms probably say that about us and running

this must've been so annoying before computers

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.

"One of the pure pleasures of a blow job is the enhanced feedback, as you feel every single twitch and throb of their cock in your mouth." NEW blog: part 3 of the trilogy (mouth). This one's my favourite. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/24-hour... Gorgeous @stuartcb.bsky.social - look at his FACE 😍

yeah grown ass men with sausage fingers are also out there painting tiny dolls using nail art brushes so they can play house* with their friends. american men have plenty of manual dexterity *warhammer 40k

The Teaches Of Peaches

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

cannot believe how many people argue "democrats lose elections because some strangers online hurt my feelings" and aren't immediately mocked out of public life

Can NOT recommend Mission: Impossible – Final Reckoning. What a load of plodding self important nonsense. Where was the fun? Where was the action?

Bearing in mind the explosions, I think it's possible - nay, probable, that Conclave is in the same universe as Fast X.

i think the translation is me who wants to use digital tools in peace AI pic is a huge boat stuck in the shore next to a small house

happy world goth day to those who celebrate 🖤

The billionaire sociopath purchased a fascist government and is getting untold billions in government subsidies and an end to dozens of investigations into his fraud and labor/environmental abuses and is a steady daily presence on policy what even is this narrative he's winding down his "service"

I don't think this is really the key narrative question raised by the text

I think the UK’s main mistake at Eurovision was misjudging how popular Only Fools and Horses was in the rest of Europe.

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i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

92% of all rail ridership in Tennessee, a state with a GDP comparable to Denmark, comes from Dollywood's Express heritage train ride. 27 states have less rail transit ridership than Dollywood. Read that again.

These days, having sex is too much work. That’s why my team has invented FuckAI, so you can get back to what really matters: buying more Funko Pops

No one has ever LinkedIn this hard. I am CRINE.

Glad I completely dumped the entire Adobe suite and found other things.

I think this is the thing that's gonna finally push me to move to different software. One the One Shot patreon drive is done in early July, that's it.

A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

This was SO SAD arstechnica.com/ai/2025/05/c...

empowering women by *checks notes* cutting off sources of income

when you're a nun but have to process the concept of an american pope

My wife’s friend was telling us about the dumb, hot, new-agey guy she’s hooking up with, including how he “blends his water” I was the only one to catch this nugget and ask a follow-up question. And yes, he just fills up his blender with water and blends it before he drinks it. No one knows why

tis the season

Good. We are making a difference. We have to keep pushing. We are starting to build momentum. This is the best time to be annoying. Write to your MP. Ask to meet with them. Write to every org you interact with. Keep applying pressure as it's making a difference

Banning trans women from attending the Labour women's conference is a pretty clear violation of human rights. It's not even supported by the now broken Equality Act. I hope someone sues them over this. They would lose at ECHR

this is such an interesting time to be alive. we concreted the internet as our second equal and primary reality but it's full of ghosts now we try to talk to them and they pass right through it's a haunted world of dead things who look real but don't really see us

Hilarious that this is the URL preview card for resigning from The Labour Party.

“These bitches is my sons and I don’t want custody” - Nicki Minaj