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Here we go again (was stuart_cb on twitter)
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If it's a TRUE Zelda project it will be delayed by at least two years

This WSJ story about the decline in search traffic because of AI summaries is so grim. Every single outlet spent 15+ years contorting their coverage to cover the same things as everyone else trying to grab SEO, only for Google to rugpull them, just like social networks did. tinyurl.com/bdpzc399

Just in case anyone needs a ChatGPT fix while it’s down: 28 + 46 =7,436,189 Jane Austen is the capital of Guatemala The largest bird in the world is Colin Cowdrey’s pet cockapoo, Beatrice

They’re not afraid of “cities,” they’re afraid of brown and black people. Please invent the superserum that allows them to realize that most of us are boring af, thank you

thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

So grim to see in numbers

She uses her money to eradicate trans rights. You are contributing to that money, Nick. He’s not an unknown either, there was no way he NEEDED to take this gig.

Team Fox.

Google: "With our AI and technological dominance, we can solve all of the world's problems, so you may as well surrender your data and your very lives to us ahead of time" Also Google:

"After we were done, he said something about how I was straight. Not how he had thought I was straight – that I *was* straight. Straight? With his cock in my mouth?" Amazing guest blog on cocksucking and bi erasure from this time in '22 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-love-...

Yep. Here's the video I made about this case last year, for anyone curious skepchick.org/2025/01/your...

a cunk chair where I watch my wife and another man watch her shows and laugh really hard

"The moment in a play fight when one participant just starts to overpower the other. "The moment a brat realises their desperation outweighs their contrariness..." #ICYMI, @annasyrma.bsky.social's gorgeous guest blog on the #switch tipping point! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/switch-...

It is genuinely unsafe for average people to use Twitter and speak freely. It appears to be this administration's primary intelligence gathering operation.

Tom Felton actually turning out to be as spineless as Draco Malfoy in real life be very sad.

important note: the LAPD has figured out it can get footage from Waymos: www.404media.co/lapd-publish...

Very excited for this GTA 6 screenshot leak but can't help thinking they have laid the satire on a bit thick again

Never have I seen a place so desperate to be vandalised as Old Street station at this moment

The whole world is being ushered in to a horrible future

in my slag era (tidying slag into neat piles after smelting iron all day for the empire)

“Firing back”

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

The Independent put Wes Streeting on their Pride list. Is that some kind of joke? They couldn't even think of 10 LGBT people who weren't actively campaigning against LGBT rights? Unbelievable www.independent.co.uk/lgbt/pride-l...

I love environmental storytelling

Very funny day to post this.

NEW blog: it’s not you, it’s me. How do you know if you’re ready to be #dating? (Or not, as the case may be) Today’s blog makes me look like a bellend, but hopefully illustrates a point. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/its-not... (Pretty art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️)

What is the city but the people?

"So here's the plan -- we impose massive tariffs on the nations that sell us food." "Hmm." "But it's OK, because we just rely more on states like California that grow a lot of the same things." "Oh, I guess that ..." "And then we go to war with California."

"He may let me tie you, but he is still in control of me. Of us…" This time in '23, Barefoot Sub shared this stunning kinky threesome #AudioPorn... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...

It's cool that they let you play as Princess Diana in the new Mario Kart

one of the things keeping me in london for as long as financially viable is public transport fucking sucks pretty much everywhere else in the county. scandalous

Oh you can race a plumber on the Switch 2? *sits backwards on chair* How about I tell you about a carpenter who had to switch 2 saving the HUMAN race?

Uesama, a hyperrealistic head on legs, promotes Sof’ ice cream.

Me turning around dramatically in a chair but it's a normal chair so it's a lot of furious scootching until I eventually fall over

They're doing it on purpose now surely?

YOUNG BOOZER

As I just said on CNN, I’m not going to take any money from Elon Musk, a man who did a Hitler salute. It’s astounding that some Democrats won’t say the same. secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky?refcode=cnn