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stuartcb.bsky.social
Here we go again (was stuart_cb on twitter)
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my current favorite TikTok account is this guy who tries to replicate women fitness influencers

submitted 35 days ago • 31 comments

You apologise when people walk into you. a nation of melts.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Thunder and lightning! Are we finally getting a break in the muggy?

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I have a joke about Midas and Oedipus. It's motherfucking gold!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The Recording Academy has added a “traditional country” category following Beyoncé’s historic “Cowboy Carter” win

submitted 1 day ago • 780 comments

Update: We've removed the paywall for all ye who enter.

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

GET OLD PEOPLE OUT OF GOVERNMENT

submitted 1 day ago • 128 comments

actually blue sky *is* dying. It’s very sad and lonely here. You wouldn’t like it, it would be nice if you stayed on Threads. Not here on blue sky which—as we have established—is barren and boring

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Sit down son, I've got some bad news.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I’m in the device if anyone wants anything

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

I told you we’d be back

submitted 1 day ago • 1584 comments

A lot of writers and journos who were used to an artificially inflated follower count on Twitter are REALLY not dealing well with the fact that they came to Bluesky to learn their scintillating personalities and devastating brilliance aren't getting them the traction they thought they were owed.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

This is, in all seriousness, the biggest Millennial/Gen Z dividing line: whether your first social network pre- or post-dates facebook.

submitted 1 day ago • 90 comments

i love these ferns because they look like someone used the clone tool in photoshop. it's kind of uncomfortable to look at them in real life 🌱

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

No thanks

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

submitted 3 days ago • 389 comments

All the people I still know in LA laugh and laugh when they hear that "Los Angeles is burning." I made a couple of maps to show just how tiny and localized the protests are. GOPers are working really hard to make an excuse for declaring martial law. People should be very wary of that.

submitted 3 days ago • 65 comments

despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

“sure grandma, let’s get you to bed”

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Real world: - Trump team trying to create a Reichstag moment. - Trump telling military audience that LA is hellhole full of "animals" - Officials in Calif trying both to calm things down, and stand up PUNDIT world: - Is it smart politics? - Is Gavin running? - Doesn't Trump look strong!

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

Ah Katherine Parkinson, what a disappointment

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This lawsuit is brutal. One of the exhibits is the letter Universal sent to Midjourney, including a quote from a 2022 Forbes interview that I bet midjourney regrets

submitted 2 days ago • 232 comments

motherfucker can’t even commit to an online feud for more than a couple days, truly god’s worst poster

submitted 2 days ago • 92 comments

he realized he was cooked if he kept this up. he absolutely tarnished his reputation and is now in the groveling on his hands and knees stage

submitted 2 days ago • 272 comments

i hate hotel wifi

submitted 635 days ago • 9 comments

This is incredible

submitted 3 days ago • 51 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

If it's a TRUE Zelda project it will be delayed by at least two years

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This WSJ story about the decline in search traffic because of AI summaries is so grim. Every single outlet spent 15+ years contorting their coverage to cover the same things as everyone else trying to grab SEO, only for Google to rugpull them, just like social networks did. tinyurl.com/bdpzc399

submitted 3 days ago • 60 comments

Just in case anyone needs a ChatGPT fix while it’s down: 28 + 46 =7,436,189 Jane Austen is the capital of Guatemala The largest bird in the world is Colin Cowdrey’s pet cockapoo, Beatrice

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

submitted 3 days ago • 67 comments

So grim to see in numbers

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

She uses her money to eradicate trans rights. You are contributing to that money, Nick. He’s not an unknown either, there was no way he NEEDED to take this gig.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

Team Fox.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Google: "With our AI and technological dominance, we can solve all of the world's problems, so you may as well surrender your data and your very lives to us ahead of time" Also Google:

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

"After we were done, he said something about how I was straight. Not how he had thought I was straight – that I *was* straight. Straight? With his cock in my mouth?" Amazing guest blog on cocksucking and bi erasure from this time in '22 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-love-...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Yep. Here's the video I made about this case last year, for anyone curious skepchick.org/2025/01/your...

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

a cunk chair where I watch my wife and another man watch her shows and laugh really hard

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments