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stuartcb.bsky.social
Here we go again (was stuart_cb on twitter)
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

All the people I still know in LA laugh and laugh when they hear that "Los Angeles is burning." I made a couple of maps to show just how tiny and localized the protests are. GOPers are working really hard to make an excuse for declaring martial law. People should be very wary of that.

despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi

“sure grandma, let’s get you to bed”

Real world: - Trump team trying to create a Reichstag moment. - Trump telling military audience that LA is hellhole full of "animals" - Officials in Calif trying both to calm things down, and stand up PUNDIT world: - Is it smart politics? - Is Gavin running? - Doesn't Trump look strong!

Ah Katherine Parkinson, what a disappointment

This lawsuit is brutal. One of the exhibits is the letter Universal sent to Midjourney, including a quote from a 2022 Forbes interview that I bet midjourney regrets

motherfucker can’t even commit to an online feud for more than a couple days, truly god’s worst poster

he realized he was cooked if he kept this up. he absolutely tarnished his reputation and is now in the groveling on his hands and knees stage

i hate hotel wifi

This is incredible

If it's a TRUE Zelda project it will be delayed by at least two years

This WSJ story about the decline in search traffic because of AI summaries is so grim. Every single outlet spent 15+ years contorting their coverage to cover the same things as everyone else trying to grab SEO, only for Google to rugpull them, just like social networks did. tinyurl.com/bdpzc399

Just in case anyone needs a ChatGPT fix while it’s down: 28 + 46 =7,436,189 Jane Austen is the capital of Guatemala The largest bird in the world is Colin Cowdrey’s pet cockapoo, Beatrice

thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

So grim to see in numbers

She uses her money to eradicate trans rights. You are contributing to that money, Nick. He’s not an unknown either, there was no way he NEEDED to take this gig.

Team Fox.

Google: "With our AI and technological dominance, we can solve all of the world's problems, so you may as well surrender your data and your very lives to us ahead of time" Also Google:

"After we were done, he said something about how I was straight. Not how he had thought I was straight – that I *was* straight. Straight? With his cock in my mouth?" Amazing guest blog on cocksucking and bi erasure from this time in '22 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-love-...

Yep. Here's the video I made about this case last year, for anyone curious skepchick.org/2025/01/your...

a cunk chair where I watch my wife and another man watch her shows and laugh really hard

"The moment in a play fight when one participant just starts to overpower the other. "The moment a brat realises their desperation outweighs their contrariness..." #ICYMI, @annasyrma.bsky.social's gorgeous guest blog on the #switch tipping point! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/switch-...

It is genuinely unsafe for average people to use Twitter and speak freely. It appears to be this administration's primary intelligence gathering operation.

Tom Felton actually turning out to be as spineless as Draco Malfoy in real life be very sad.

getting into a fight with a British friend over which sibling "Scone Cusack" is meant to be parodying

important note: the LAPD has figured out it can get footage from Waymos: www.404media.co/lapd-publish...

Very excited for this GTA 6 screenshot leak but can't help thinking they have laid the satire on a bit thick again

Never have I seen a place so desperate to be vandalised as Old Street station at this moment

The whole world is being ushered in to a horrible future

in my slag era (tidying slag into neat piles after smelting iron all day for the empire)

“Firing back”

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

The Independent put Wes Streeting on their Pride list. Is that some kind of joke? They couldn't even think of 10 LGBT people who weren't actively campaigning against LGBT rights? Unbelievable www.independent.co.uk/lgbt/pride-l...

I love environmental storytelling

Very funny day to post this.

NEW blog: it’s not you, it’s me. How do you know if you’re ready to be #dating? (Or not, as the case may be) Today’s blog makes me look like a bellend, but hopefully illustrates a point. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/its-not... (Pretty art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️)

What is the city but the people?