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Zelensky’s opposition backed him once again, I sometimes can’t believe this nation is real

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

If the market continues to trend down, and the Atlanta Fed turns out to be right, the midterms will be very interesting. The battle between republican self preservation and MAGA will be intense

Confirmed to be an unvaxxed child. We have to talk about the foreign influence campaigns around vaccines. Hostile intelligence agencies — and their useful idiots in the US — are convincing the “do your own research” crowd to kill their children to own the libs.

The Pentagon is now pausing their mass firing of civilian employees in order to evaluate potential impacts on military readiness. I’m just spitballing here, but maybe a readiness assessment should have been the first step. 🤦‍♂️

A simple request. Repost to spread the word.

This tweet from 2013 speaks for itself…

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Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

Something that sucks about being an engaged observer of reactionary politics is you can easily clock when comedians have fascists sympathies but it’s illegible to normies or even your lib friends until they pop off like this. This applies to so many rising comics the last few years.

There has been a lot of chatter today about Zelenskyy's meeting with Trump, some regarding this moment when White House correspondent Brian Glenn asked if the Ukrainian president plans to wear a suit. I want to address idea in this thread. 🧵

I've seen three different articles on this, because the guy who owns the company that makes this stuff reached out to the press. He's got 400,000 boxes of life-saving goo sitting in a warehouse, and if USAID won't accept it, he's going to have to throw it out.

Zelenskyy: "It's not just that the war began somewhere between our countries. The war began when Russia brought this war to our country. They're not right. They didn't respect our territorial integrity. They brought the war to our families. Ukrainians want to hear a position of the US on our side"

If you’re a Dem elected and you’re not mentioning the massive cuts to cancer cure and social security funding in every public appearance you’re just not doing your job.

The Twitter guy sucks

Twitter guy has to be the most unlikeable guy in the universe

How does this play with offline or only somewhat online normal people? Putin is the kind of more or less universally accepted famous International Bad Guy that Frank Drebin beat up in the opening scene of The Naked Gun. Now the president says he's our friend...genuinely unsure how this works!

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

Tesla lost enough value today that it could have fully funded USAID for a year.

The thing about super rich people is that they famously don’t care about money, excellent point

Finally, a bit of backbone

Reduce your carbon footprint, let your rage keep you warm.

okay, so, the thing is, being contrarian makes you *more* susceptible to propaganda, not less, in the same way bottomless cynicism does. you’ll grasp for any straw you can find that supports an alternative narrative.

Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.

This year should improve with the introduction of ancient ice horrors

Engels, Saratov region of russia. Allegedly oil depot 🔥

this clip is beyond parody

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.