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if you think fans being weird is a new thing, reminder that the characters Tweedledum and Tweedledee were literally invented 300 years ago to mock how Handel and Bononcini fans spent their lives trying to tear the other one down to support their idol while the composers themselves were good friends

Gorgeous quote, *and* from a fic I haven't read yet! Makes me want to share my own favourite description of LWJ: "Wuxian cast a glance over his shoulder. Wangji looked like a stuffed owl. He was very good at hiding his amusement." vulnerable_bead, archiveofourown.org/works/18537901

Okay, so I'm working on several ao3 WIPs, so I know I shouldn't do this but hear me out: //modern au //wangxian as teens then adults//exes to lovers// We always have Straight Boy Wei Ying (love that for us) but what about the unexplored potential of Straight Boy Lan Zhan?

O, the suffering of Me, with my titanic kinks for characters stiff with honour, loving and not even letting themselves pine for love, for they have shit to do, foiled by yet another Sexy Forbidden Relationship fanfic.

Xiao Zhan and Hou Minghao are handsome, phoenix-eyed beanpoles with the exact same clever little lopsided smirky-smirk. Waiting patiently for somebody in cdramaland to notice this and cast them as brothers on opposing sides of a conflict.

Xiao Pingguo is communing with the frog on my desk at the moment. I may move her to the mantel or the fridge door later, so JJ can admire her. (Hey, y'all, did you know @bettytheteapot.bsky.social can *knit*? ❤️)

Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?

Doing some feed maintenance in an attempt to corral the politics into a politics list. I don't want to mute keywords, I just want to choose when I see them (and not everybody is ruthless about tagging anyway). Nothing personal if you got zapped! We'll find each other elsewhere!