stultiloquentia.bsky.social
One part pretension, two parts squee.
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oh ya i do know
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I was thinking of doing a tree-planting activity at the tiny local wetland instead.
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Would your blorbo rather be a blorbo or a woobie?
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If you can't even keep that straight, how are we supposed to trust your authority on ANYTHING?
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The Plushie of Dorian Gray
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Omegaverse/soulmate trope-smush, where your unique scent medley during heat smells unspeakably foul to everybody except your predestined boo.
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🤣 Somebody take everything in the BPAL back catalog and write a spin-the-wheel script that gives you 1, 2, 3 components plus the scent that was uniquely him.
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*bedraggled fistbump*
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Eggie!
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I am so excited for the wangxian arc in this, but honestly we have a million meet-cutes from their POVs. I love a good outsider POV and I am so ready for LQR's.
Dying to know whether this iteration of LZ is going to adore WY on sight or challenge him to a duel.
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Gasp!
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But if LWJ fussing over bathroom renovations is not the flavour of sappy you were looking for, I would love anything in the "LWJ prepares for WWX's return" genre, or indeed "WWX returns and sees how LWJ has prepared for him." (Did he prepare a meal? A heartfelt speech? A job opening? A courtship?)
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But fairly sophisticated ceramic plumbing DID exist in ancient China! And talismans could boost it even more! So I have another headcanon that LWJ takes advantage of WWX's little finding-himself jaunt to renovate his bathroom with a decadent heated tub so he can pamper him suitably upon his return 😄
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Aw, no, don't feel dumb, it was too involved and obscure a prompt! Based on blueprints of the CQL!Jingshi that are floating around, I have a headcanon that it's a very old, very minimalist dwelling with not much in the way of plumbing. LWJ bathes at the Cold Spring or the communal bathhouse.
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WWX returning to the Jingshi after his tour of the Jianghu and finding out that LWJ, notorious ascetic, has modernized the plumbing for him.
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Deng Ze, pointing wearily at the smoldering exam hall, then at Wei Ruolai: Property insurance claim ... no property insurance claim ... I don't care what the tattoo on his ass says, Shen Tunan.
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TBF so do a lot of professionals
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Heh, Youtube just fed me a random TV scene in which the mean girl mocks the new intern, only to discover it's her boss in disguise. It was supposed to be a Satisfying Comeuppance, but all I could see was how green and unprofessional the boss was for prolonging the drama and letting it get personal.
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Right? In FOF, the styling definitely helps with the gravitas, but he has real acting chops underneath those voluminous robes!
I had not heard of Back from the Brink; that looks delightfully nutty.
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Oh by all means, the more chaos, the merrier! 😄
Though I don't think XZ and HMH look all that alike, really; the fun is in this one incredibly noticable shared tic. (Though possibly I notice because happen to find it stupid hot).
Haha now I'm on a hunt for more body language doubles.
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In the final arc! They would reconcile! And stand shoulder-to-shoulder and do the smirky-smirk in perfect tandem, and the score would swell and the camera would linger and it would all be ludicrously over-determined while still stroking everybody's ids just right.... Do you see my vision.
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I love your selection of adjectives for him.
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This seemed so wretchedly sudden. She was such a pretty little critter. I'll miss your photos and stories about her habits and little cat pleasures. I'm so sorry.
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Hahaha yes that is a pinnacle of a compliment.
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How will they even know they're in love if there's no helpful peanut gallery???
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Nooo be brave, Uncle Qiren!
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*Fries and Prejudice
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Come to my literature club, where we pile DVDs of the 2005 movie in the middle of the living room and smash them with copies of Samuel Johnson!
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Might be time to befriend the local crows.
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Aw, I haven't read a good Legal Made Them Do It since Stargate!
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Gotta keep these guys and all their comrades happy.
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So many happy plants!
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Heeeeeee! ❤️
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Science! Plz report back.
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Same hat, and it goes double for anything involving romance. So many of my DNFs are down to me grousing, "Why do you even like him? He's just some guy! You haven't had a single stimulating conversation on the page!"
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The book thing is so neat, though!
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It is a balm in hard times
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Will do! ❤️🤩
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People who share multiple Discord servers with me also have to put up with this.
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I love it?!?!
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Good job, Lan Zhan! Fortitude!
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Okay now I'm thinking what if Cloud Recesses were defended by stationary instruments like da gu drums and those huge Tibetan horns? Imagine being a silly little Wen soldier laboring up the mountainside and hearing a host of those echoing off the shrouded peaks.