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Just a Normal Accountant who missed a family gathering the right amount of times. Aggressively supporting my wife Giselle, trying to understand my teenaged son Dimitri and dressing up for tea time with my daughter Rozalia.
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When the going gets tough I call my wife because one might say she is a fighter and I am a cryer.

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Sorry I got so caught up with Holiday things, Wishing you all a New Year full of possibilities. Now to chase my youngest into the woods. Does she understand what is out there? Rozalia once came home with a full Werewolf she named puppy. That was a mess...

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Giselle's House rules, she is the only one allowed to shed blood in the living room because she needs to clean the carpet. She likes that carpet.

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Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025

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That was a fun time, which surprises me about going to hell.

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Remember if you need to take your med take them, I did then forgot to make this post... Anyways everyone take care of yourselves. Loving yourself helps you to help the ones you love.

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And here I thought only me and dad could legally tell dad jokes. I guess that it helps when you decide what is legal, ha ha ha

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Or get married to the daughter of a rich family to help fund dad's army, bond and fall over the hate of arranged marriages. My wedding may have only been flashy because of Giselle's family's wealth but no one died.

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Giselle got me this, she knows me so well.

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Ah winter in Barovia, the dark and murky mold green of the forest replaced with the desolate whiteness of the falling snow, perfect time of year to bake cookies and sit around the fire. And ya know hope we brought in enough wood so no one has to brave the werewolves.

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Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf

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Still me and still the most dangerous things I want to deal with is stepping on lego and that racoon we found in the closet at the Barovian tax office. Some how he got a bigger Yule bonus then me...

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