sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social
Just a Normal Accountant who missed a family gathering the right amount of times.
Aggressively supporting my wife Giselle, trying to understand my teenaged son Dimitri and dressing up for tea time with my daughter Rozalia.
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I think there is something wrong with that werewolf
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My oldest son has moved out and is married. But I have Rozalia who is 6 I think... we keep having a birthday cake with a six on it so I assume so, and Dimitri is a teenager, I know because whenever I want to do anything with him he reminds me. Also thank you for the cookie.
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I don't know about that but I use to have a pet rock named Mr. Fluffles and Strahd threw him at Sergei so father threw him out a window. Mr. Fluffles... I miss you...
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Listen we're not talking about how you deal with your spouses and children here... Uhg... now I feel icky, you are the worst.
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What does it smell like? Oh like recently sharpened pencils or fresh paper? I love those smells. Also in my family the middle brother always takes care of paper work and funds. Which I am not making my children do. Because I am a rebel... well not actually but some times I like to imagine.
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She drew a picture of you with a flaming sword riding a horned horse with her riding on your shoulders and holding a septer.
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I use to be Envious of you, so I think this makes us even. Also I insist you join us for family game night. Don't worry Strahd never shows up because he forgets I exist sometimes. It's been years since he sent me a Yule Card.
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I would like that very much, unlike your other older brother I do drink wine.
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It was great, until we found out Rozalia had taken leadership of the local children and was raising a child army to take dominion of the snacks and cakes. So we left quickly but everything else was lovely.
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I think I am too dull for him. Ha ha ha, but seriously I will be careful.
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No, no very much alive, I did get a really bad paper cut the other day but I have since recovered.
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I mean if you consider having a server case of ADHD and a happy marriage Normal in the context of my family I guess.
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Don't worry, I am the middle child so most people forget me. I am actually an account by trade, I have a lovely wife and two darling children.
My daughter made the cutest macaroni art piece with herself as a queen the other day... or an evil Dictator hard to tell with this family.