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Everything's fine here at least...

🎶Sleep Like An Egyptian🎶

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

24/12/24 - nocturn

OK, this must be quantum physics 😳👀

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

#photography

saw a space station pass through the sky last night which was cool but what was not cool was that I saw a guy looking out of one of the windows and he mouthed “nerd” at me

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

#photography

The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity

"Questions From A Worker Who Reads" by Bertolt Brecht:

Finally, his fluffy little reign of terror has ended.

“Who’s at the door?” “Bee.” “Fine, who be at the door?”

True luxury is found in the simplest moments.

The bar has been raised a bit...

LOOK AT THIS TIT

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the people ME: Ok JOHN LENNON: Living life in peace ME: Go on JOHN LENNON: Yooohooo, oooooh ME: No, you've lost me now

wife: have you seen the dog bowl? me: i didn’t know he went bowling

So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you

some say “take a seat” others say “sit down” at ikea we say

Making his Blue Sky debut, it's Billy Dainty - the greatest dancer!

[closes book, slowly removes glasses, and thoughtfully cleans them with a small cloth] I honestly don't think Waldo is in there