subether.bsky.social
I am a meat popscicle. runtime exceeds 40,000 hours cumulative, She / They / any trans genderqueer 🏳️⚧️ (and if you have a problem with it, you can fuck all the way off.)
Figments of my imagination may pop in and say hello- they are mostly friendly
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I'm running on 0% battery from this move, so I don't have it in me to scream from the rooftops about this today.
But trust me. It's real bad. I'm angry.
We'll fight back.
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Seriously, between Mamdani and Lander I have been feeling so nostalgic for NYC lately, because they embody the absolute best parts of it
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... their web site in general seems to be wheezing. You'd think that they'd have capacity on demand for surges like this or infrastructure capable of handling it. /sarcasm
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Rumor has it DHS is using bounty hunters for some of these operations; given that these people are refusing to ID themselves, are not driving government issued vehicles, and are acting more like thugs, that might be plausible.
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3. Ignore the (now nearly feral and bitchy) lady when she tells you that she already has a contractor to work on her roof, and try launching into your sales pitch.
I swear to Bog, I'm gonna answer the door topless next time, and mis-gender the jackass right back...
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2. When the (soon to be bitchy) lady decides to humor you and opens the door, immediately mis-gender them. Twice. I might have a gut, but I also have a wonderful pair of 44 DDs that ought to have given it away.
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"We’ve found a religion that we like, we don’t talk politics with people we don’t know, we have a set of charities we donate to, we don’t buy from door to door salespeople, and we have a set of reliable and trusted contractors to work on our stuff."
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3. This might seem obvious, but over-hydrate, especially if you're in a humid climate. Here in the desert, we have an easier time noticing when we're too dry.
Drink water, tea, etc (not soda). You don't need sports drinks unless you've got POTS or you're exerting yourself.
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BTW, want the revised/updated versions? They're here in ebook format: ebooks.direct/products/you...
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😻😻😻😻😻😻
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... YOU ASKED FOR IT; I DELIVER!
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:: sighs:: ok, fine, I'll find the janitorial closet and bring the "special" sanitizer that removes all the evidence as well. ;)
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the mask
the deep voice
the cowboy vibes
I never stood a chance
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I'd do it, but only if I'm allowed to bring a very specific purse with me, along with a mop and bleach to clean the blood off the floor.
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The NYT phrase “legal pathway to transition” is a trap. We had a legal path to transition! Informed consent is the most scientifically sound system to date. The old gate keeping model won’t work because in today’s world trans people are less isolated. We have had a taste of dignity