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Possessor of the Matrix of Mediocrity. Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job. He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally. Certified Bluesky Elder.
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I spent over a month inking George Perez pencils from the huge Alex Ross painted art print from the late 90s for the remastered Crisis hardcover. It spans 3 -13x19” blueline boards. Here’s a work in progress pic. Enjoy!

So when do they file charges against Greg Abbott and DeSantis for transporting migrants to DC and Martha’s Vineyard?

Shoot for the stars and if you miss you’ll land in the oaks?

Decided to hang out at a Panera today and get some art done. Took a request from a friend for a warm-up, who wanted the Chainsaw Vigilante. Figure done all in dip pen, a first since Jr. High. #art #artist #FanArt #sketch #comics #illustration #weird #superheroes #thetick #chainsawvigilante #ink

What scene in a movie gives you goosebumps every time you watch it? 🎥

Truth.

name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer hard mode: no villains The entire cast of Cheers. Reasons in the ALT-Text.

@junkfoodcinema.bsky.social are you no longer adding episodes to Spotify? I haven’t seen a new episode post since Solarbabies.

Share a favourite scene stealer from a movie or TV. Honorable mention: Tim Curry in The 3 Musketeers

Share a favourite scene stealer from a movie or TV. My choice: Alan Rickman in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

Today's pick ups. Who's Who 7 featuring an illustration of Dolphin by Dave Stevens. Red Circle Sorcery 9 with art by Alex Toth.

The only A.I. allowed in this house.

The only A.I. allowed in this house

The only A.I. allowed in this house.

I appreciate that someone working at this Applebees decided to have Ozzy’s Boneyard playing during our visit. I enjoyed eating my appetizer while Caught In A Mosh serenades me from overhead.

Tech Bro: Exciting news, everyone! We have trained our latest generation of AI on every occult manuscript, parchment, and tome known to man. Basically if it's written with blood or on pages made from human flesh, we used it. The results, were, unexpected. Coordinates. Plans for a device. Who's in?

In what’s become an annual event for us, my wife and I will be bringing our goats to the comic shop for a “Storytime with Goats” event. This year’s goats will be Stinky and her two kids, Tiny and Patches. I love it when we can bring our two hobbies together. #Goats #Comics #Reading #Pride

As far as gimmick variant covers go this one is heads above the rest. #GIJoe #Skybond

In what’s become an annual event for us, my wife and I will be bringing our goats to the comic shop for a “Storytime with Goats” event. This year’s goats will be Stinky and her two kids, Tiny and Patches. I love it when we can bring our two hobbies together. #Goats #Comics #Reading #Pride

Tech Bro: Exciting news, everyone! We have trained our latest generation of AI on every occult manuscript, parchment, and tome known to man. Basically if it's written with blood or on pages made from human flesh, we used it. The results, were, unexpected. Coordinates. Plans for a device. Who's in?

Wu-Tang Clan of the Cave Bear.