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Possessor of the Matrix of Mediocrity. Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job. He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally. Certified Bluesky Elder.
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I knew a guy, who knew a guy, who…

I wanted to make a joke referencing Greek mythology but thanks to the Dark Ages most of the good ones are lost forever.

This weekend we take goats to the comic shop!

What scares the hell out of me? Knowing that everyone involved from the top down knows that the only way to avoid accountability for what they are doing right now is to make sure that anyone who would hold them accountable is never allowed to hold power.

Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible. A self-employed loner returns to his hometown only to find that the local DJ has a score to settle with him.

One of my favorite single comics.

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground.

Me in my bluesky bubble

Hot comic book take: If ASM 129 is your holy grail book I’m going to think your sus until you prove otherwise. #Comics #HotTake

Yippee ki-ya, Meowyfluffer!

Another night, another round of hay for the goats.

Life with goats is a lot of work but they are so darn cute.

Stunt goat in training. Tiny takes some time out from dinner to perform his trapezes act.

Every year one kid gets named Puppy. This year’s is really into eating his hay. #Goats #Farm #ItCantAllBeTerrible

I like to think that Oprah has brought more good into this world than bad but that scale keeps tipping more towards bad as every day passes by.

You get a grifter! You get a grifter! You all get a grifter!!

I spent over a month inking George Perez pencils from the huge Alex Ross painted art print from the late 90s for the remastered Crisis hardcover. It spans 3 -13x19” blueline boards. Here’s a work in progress pic. Enjoy!

So when do they file charges against Greg Abbott and DeSantis for transporting migrants to DC and Martha’s Vineyard?

Shoot for the stars and if you miss you’ll land in the oaks?

Decided to hang out at a Panera today and get some art done. Took a request from a friend for a warm-up, who wanted the Chainsaw Vigilante. Figure done all in dip pen, a first since Jr. High. #art #artist #FanArt #sketch #comics #illustration #weird #superheroes #thetick #chainsawvigilante #ink

What scene in a movie gives you goosebumps every time you watch it? 🎥

Truth.

name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer hard mode: no villains The entire cast of Cheers. Reasons in the ALT-Text.