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https://substandardtestpattern.com life lived in room temperature empathy ≠ sin
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Yeesh, with the new TOS on #Firefox I’m gonna have to go back to #Lynx !

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Just found out that nickels are not “bitcoin” and my retirement plans are in shambles

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

One of the best times of the year! #GoHalos

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The dictionary contains every book ever written, you just have to read it in the correct order.

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

Yeah buddy! #GoHalos

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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

The Wardrobe Wizard

submitted 12 days ago • 23 comments

actually, let's make it a month

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

You know, I think the #halobros are on to something here. #LAAngles https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/locked-on-angels-daily-podcast-on-the-los-angeles-angels/id1351402351?i=1000693987437

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The line hadn’t moved in 20 minutes, and Frank was starting to get pissed.

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

TUCOWS (1998)

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

Genuinely enjoyed the #SNL50! The last time I watched an SNL anniversary special was the 15th anniversary. So yeah. Lots have changed in the last *cough* couple *cough* years.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

call in cthulhu art by @toothybj.bsky.social

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go

submitted 17 days ago • 27 comments

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

Nice hurricane. It would be a shame if someone were to….rock it

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

Welp time for Angels Baseball *giant sigh*

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

(Checks watch) Oh, shit, it’s baseball season!

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone else still mentally reeling from that Tubi ad!?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl 2026: The NFL, smarting from JD Vance’s criticism of the 2025 halftime show, presents Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Carrie Underwood singing “Camptown Races”

submitted 22 days ago • 96 comments

Eagles doing so well, Mike Trout may have TWO sips of beer!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Did I design the SuperBowl graphics package?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

They for sure pumped in audio at that one specific moment.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, they're not even trying to be subtle about it

submitted 22 days ago • 177 comments

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

submitted 23 days ago • 762 comments

If it seems like the staff is ignoring you, we assure you it’s your fault.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Welp, time for me to see if I can find my old transcripts! Do I need to tap my network and get new letters of recommendation, or can I just beer-snob my way into this course? theconversation.com/college-cour...

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This right here, I want more elected officials saying this exact thing

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Jeeze @theonion.com, Don’t give em any ideas!! https://theonion.com/new-square-feature-allows-customers-to-tip-with-bible-q-1849855066/

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Yum! fresh Chucks!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

who's gonna call

submitted 36 days ago • 27 comments

The most informative earworm I have ever heard. Brilliant, simply brilliant! https://youtu.be/PS9Bc_GQBEs

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

the good stuff

submitted 38 days ago • 17 comments