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I always see dudes being like “hashtag traditional man I can’t talk about my feelings” but all the traditional or classic literature I’ve read has dudes being, yeah brave and chivalrous, but also loquaciously lamenting their languish, and poetically professing their devotion to their beloved?

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If I don’t send a picture of my giant tonsil stone to my best friend and my sister my condition worsens

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First gen ford festiva, my beloved.

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Catnip tea in the humidifier has got these beasts greening out

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*Youth pastor voice* you know who else was a Poor Little Meow Meow?

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My mom has a lot of outlandish shit happen to her but she also has the flavor of ADHD that makes her just say shit so I don’t know if she actually “got cucked by a man in pajamas at Dick N Balls Urology in Altoona PA” or if she was just distracted during our phone call.

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I woke up so full of joy and whimsy this morning and within just hours filled with nothing but rage and annoyance

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Modified my DS to take a usb c charger because I’m unemployed 👍

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Nothing but bangers with this guy

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I felt so financially secure that I bought a KitchenAid. Like bro. I have made it. Everything is coming up milhouse. Yeah I still need to replace my windows but I’m building up to it baybeeee!!! *fast forward one month to corporate coming in and telling us we’re all losing our jobs*

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Shout to programs that use a slightly directory formats than the default. I am normal about having to go through and slightly change the name of every single file to fit your indexing system.

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Trackers on packages from Spain are like: …it has arrived somewhere… we will not say where though…. It has departed…..

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Every time I remember that Murnau and Veidt did a Jekyll and Hyde adaptation with young Lugosi that’s completely lost I’ll likely never see it, I punch through the nearest wall

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Not in frame: my cat desperately trying to take my Italian soda

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Wood panel optiplex isn’t real it can’t hurt you

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If I don’t reincarnate as a trust fund kid I’m gonna be pissed

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Pussy in bio

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Flipping a coin to determine what speed I’m spinning my wax at just to feel something

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How to tell my loved ones, enemies, and acquaintances that I don’t feel real and I want to be left alone until the leaves are green and the days aren’t short anymore

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Evil that the universe made all the piercings I get the only hard ones to heal

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Booking dot com has some freaks working on their ad team

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When you have really bad joint pain and your neck muscles are inflamed and it’s giving you a splitting headache and you just want to lay down in the quiet and your cats decide it’s time to beat the fuck out of each other and tear up plastic and scream

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Does anyone note when Laying-on-the-Floor-Rotting Wrapped drops this year

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As per my last email Suck me thru my jorts and die

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They should invent a staircase that is comfortable to fall asleep on

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Getting sterilized because if I have a kid my mom would would use my Christmas budget on them and I would get less presents

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Having a wax strip lay wrong during an at home Brazilian is the same as being in a saw trap

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He has such perfect ears

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