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what they dont tell you about getting circumcised is that the second one’s free

Every now and then my daughter will call me "Jacob" just to keep me on my toes

Symphony of the Night really is one of the best games ever made

Upload all of your fucking Youtube Poops again. Then upload them again and again. I won't rest until this algorithm is a babbling, drooling moron.

Frozen the Musical is on Disney+ now and yall should watch that it's way better than the movie

and people say this website is dying

This move may have just sold another million copies

JASON NO

Meet Bunbuns

My coworkers were making fun of how I do the "absolute cinema" pose and say "it's good!" when I like something Next thing you know they're doing it

I'm an X8 truther that game rules

Tomorrow, at 3:30 Eastern Mega Man X8. People say this game is the best X Game after X4, and some even say it's actually good. We'll find out. After I will be ranking EVERY MEGA MAN GAME I've played, which is basically all of them except mainline BN and XTreme 2. twitch.tv/kriswolfheart

As iconic as the Gundam is, it's crazy how much of a slam dunk the Zaku design is

Hokuto no Ken is like what if Jesus Christ could kill u in 2 seconds and Trigun is like if Jesus Christ could kill u in 2 seconds but chose to be Bugs Bunny instead

it's very funny to pretend that duke nukem, an IP with exactly one game anybody really cares about and was just a bunch of nerds making a pastiche of different 80s action movies, has some sort of core identity

"How did Expedition 33 sell more than Metaphor" One is $70 and one is $50

Dante was destined to become an anime girl

Trump take Amiibo. No really - Amiibo are made in China, and the tariff otaku has been jorkin it to increase tariffs on China, specifically to the point where it's bounced between 55% and 145% Coincidentally, $29.99 is ABOUT 55% more than the ~$18 the TotK Amiibo shipped at So, Trump take Amiibo.

Adi Shankar in 2015: The character of apu is a problematic stereotype and racially insensitive, in this essay I will... Adi Shankar in 2025:

this video is gonna make me throw up

went and bought the game cause of this lol bsky.app/profile/cult...

and this is why y'all think you need to grind to beat rpgs

Rewatched JDCR vs Lil Majin in Tekken 7 at EVO 2018 Probably my favorite set in any fighting game to watch and I don't even play Tekken

Everything I’ve seen of Date Everything has been against my will

Anyone know any good podcasts for learning Japanese I drive about 30 minutes to and from work a day and could use that time doing something productive

Always a fan of when the people who tell you you're engaging with media wrong also think that some genres of media are inherently valueless and not worthy of genuine evaluation, that's definitely a smart person you should listen to.

AI still can’t do this

IT'S NOT CALLED "SPEED UP" or "Tiktok Version" IT'S CALLED NIGHTCORE AND YOU PUT AN ANIME GIRL ON THE THUMBNAIL

Happy pride month to all zune owners! It's only a matter of time until you figure it out.

owning a zune gives you the ritz or whatever its called sorry im almost 40

got reminded of this

hey guys check this out *clips into the floor* *the SFM collision sound fx plays repeatedly*