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In threads jail again, how y’all doing?

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Heeeey guys New 2MB episode! rss.com/podcasts/2-m... Me and @ferociouskatie.bsky.social , edited by @phoenixnymphy.bsky.social AND NEW THEME SONG BY @sugarransom.bsky.social !!!!!!!

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

just cracking myself up alone in my apartment, rewriting the 12 days of Christmas to the 12 days of sexting 🎶 on the third day of sexting my true love gave to me three dirty thoughts two voice notes And a boner in a blanket tent 🎶 We’ve got a hit on our hands

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

I wish Canada had 🔫 his grandad instead of shipping him away. Get me to that timeline I wanna see somethin.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone ever consider fire or at least threatening fire? Actual notes from some radical ancestors: m.youtube.com/watch?v=larz...

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

in florida they teach us maths using alligator analogies

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

pretending your joke is funny is emotional labor and I am on strike

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

codaaaaa

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the upside down Delta jet. Everyone survives but the right wing explodes.

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

A group of neurodivergent and disabled adults we did a fundraiser with has released a music video for their song “Love Is Everything”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVUscHGXumE We helped them put out their recent album, “Get Out Front!”.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Killing Eve for the sapphic assassin energy I need

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Honey, I’m a professional garbage can

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

"Murk Musk" Spotted in Brooklyn, NY

submitted 130 days ago • 12 comments

Gary is short for Gawrence

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

my outie commits medium scale industrial sabotage every other weekend with friends

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

We updated our progress on our Objectives and Key Results for Q1 2025.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

I’m starting to hate threads

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust

submitted 130 days ago • 9 comments

reminder for all the #caturday folks since bird flu is all around now 🐱 news.immunologic.org/p/the-death-...

submitted 134 days ago • 2 comments

i bet that anglerfish would have wanted you to fight harder against the handful of people who are destroying everything, including you. for love.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

I am not legally required to laugh at a joke that isn’t funny (yet) We can all do better plz

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

People seem to argue with me as a joke when I would find it much funnier if they tried just making a real joke 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentine Times Day!

submitted 135 days ago • 2 comments

I’m getting concerning reports from a healthcare worker in Indiana. Parkview Wabash is overwhelmed. Walk-in clinics are packed, staff are out sick, and a high percentage of the inpatients are influenza positive. They’re moving critically ill patients out every hour.

submitted 134 days ago • 10 comments

fit check happy valentimes 💌

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JUST IN: Arizona Reports H5N1 Genotype D1.1 In Maricopa County Dairy Herd.

submitted 134 days ago • 41 comments

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Kennedy curse 🕯 🕯 Comeback Tour 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

submitted 135 days ago • 22 comments

JUST IN: Multiple cats in Oregon die after eating raw food contaminated with H5N1 bird flu.

submitted 134 days ago • 6 comments

Happy Valentine's Day

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

it takes more muscles to frown which is why i am stronger than u

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

JUST IN: Iowa has confirmed a case of highly pathogenic avian influenza in a commercial turkey flock in Buena Vista County. Governor Kim Reynolds has issued a disaster proclamation for the county.

submitted 135 days ago • 10 comments

JUST IN: H5N1 bird flu now confirmed to spread between dairy cows through milk. Infected milk was found weeks before symptoms, and raw milk killed cats. If you’re still underestimating this, you’re not paying attention.

submitted 136 days ago • 24 comments

Palpatine dissolves the Galactic Senate and puts regional governors in charge of all controlled systems with Stormtroopers and Star Destroyers at their disposal. Shortly afterwards, the Death Star destroys Alderaan Galactic News Network: we're slowly creeping toward a constitutional crisis.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to ‘Push’ Door Labeled ‘Pull’: https://reductress.com/post/democrats-blocked-from-entering-capitol-building-due-to-push-door-labeled-pull/

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments