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suitedmonkey.bsky.social
Streamer, Gamer, Asexual. Radicalized by capitalism. #FuckElon
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Remember when America had friends? Like a month ago?

www.twitch.tv/suitedmonkey Playing DBD 2v8 with my partner! come hang out and cheer on the killers?

Oops 😬

If you're arrested protesting the Trump administration in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. I will take as many cases as I can.

I’m just gonna say this and be over with it, but when ACTUAL GERMANS are telling you β€œit is EXACTLY what you think it is”, believe that shit. Idc what MSM says or how they try to spin it. It is exactly what it is. A N**i salute.

Not surprised at the number of bots/chuds that showed up in this thread to defend the Nazi salute, but I *am* disappointed at the number of people in the comments who chose to argue with those fucking losers. Don't engage the bots/chuds, people. That's what they want. Block them without comment.

Real sorry about this, but my editing rig has been met with some catastrophic problems re: the power supply, motherboard, and possibly videocard. I'm looking at nearly 2 grand to get this thing fixed. ko-fi.com/kaiserneko Any help would be appreciated.

Our president was confronted in the KINDEST, GENTLEST WAY PHYSICSLLY POSSIBLE by a BISHOP. And THIS is his reaction. I want each and EVERY person who supports him to listen to her plea for kindness and compassion then read this response. Absolutely disgusting.

We’re aware of the bot followers. We know it’s really irritating for yall. The blade runners are working hard and we’re looking at bigger steps.

This is just getting annoying.

Is there a way to shut down public follows for a bit? I seem to have a bot pumping out accounts to follow me. Blocked 10 "Camilla ❀️" accounts in the last 2 days and woke up to 3 more follows from them.

I might never emotionally recover from this (My game isn't downloading fast enough)

Field of Mistria stream starting now! Gonna unlock horses and be cute and stuff www.twitch.tv/suitedmonkey #twitch #canadian #Ace #LGBTQIA+

Hey there my lil pop cans! I am so close to making affiliate but I need your help! Would love to make affiliate by new years!

Has anyone seen JD Vance since the election or is he just out there stuck dick first in the upholstery waiting for someone to wipe his chin and tell him it's time to get back to dancing on camera for daddy Trump?

I was going to see if anyone still does wordle but uhhh I think the formatting might not work with bsky Wordle 1,281 3/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Man the 2024 season finale is a fuckin' BANGER! nypost.com/2024/12/19/b...

This is awesome πŸ‘Œ

I would be so addicted to Marvel Rivals if there was a roles queue. Can't win shit with 1 Vanguard 1 Strategist and 4 duelists πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

Streaming more Fields of Mistria! Come hang out? I've got a chill community that makes fun of me a lot and I'd love to see you there ❀️ www.twitch.tv/suitedmonkey

Marvel Rivals is fun, but I am BEGGING y'all to look at your team comp 😭😭 there can't be 5 duelists and me playing Groot, that's just begging for disaster.

Thank you to all my new followers, hopefully you aren't coming in from that distorted selfie 😭

Good morning bluesky! Gonna stream today, probably in about 3 hours. Fields of Mistria is a cozy farm sim, where every single character is way hotter than they should be, and also you can pet the dog and give him sticks. Come hang out? Twitch.tv/suitedmonkey

Republicans spent like $215 million specifically targeting me and others like me. If you vote for them after that, you clearly care absolutely nothing about my safety, health or well-being to which I say "fuck you!"

Hey Blueskies, if you want to hang out in a small stream while I play a cozy game that I will absolutely take not even a little seriously and occasionally shit talk and thirst over characters that are unreasonably attractive, you should head to twitch.tv/suitedmonkey!

This is what drive me CRAZY when talking to scumbag men who bitch about the "friendzone" If you like someone, even if you love someone, then caring for them and being in their lives in ANY capacity should be enough. Be a good friend first. EVERYTHING else is secondary.