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There's 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't. Accountant, rocket scientist, former corporate spy. Excel guru and steel bike aficionado.
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I'm going to celebrate my tests by getting buckwheat crepes

Fasting blood work sucks, I want my damn coffee.

I love the seasonal "office wear" campaigns from Aritzia that they mail me. Just insane options for the office. For spring they're featuring micro skirts and ill fitting jackets! Also menswear shirts or even better - nothing under a blazer. Very office...

Around 15% of my actual job is to track and come up with "cost savings" for our department. All this DOGE bs is going to ruin things for me.

It's not even 9 PM and I'm thinking of going to bed.

"I didn't study genocide in engineering", a comment I just made to my daughter.

Timeline cleanse

Staying overnight at the hospice. Things could end in an hour or a day. The staff here are angels, they didn't even complain about my snoring.

Peacefully snowing. Not the worst view to have while departing this life. (I'm ok, and I'm not going anywhere)

Is it ironic that on a weekend we're getting 25-30 cm of snow, by heavily discounted straw hat is supposed to arrive?

Attempting to speed run a cold by drinking my body weight in chicken broth.

I took home two ripe bananas from my parents' house to make muffins with. Wife ate half of one to spite me I think.

Emailed search and rescue on the faint hope of finding my cousin. (Who volunteers with them)

Round two of the digging out of the snow

if you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

If you ever stacked cups in gym class, blame my dad: defector.com/if-you-ever-...

Being better to myself and my mutuals by not being a shit disturber today.

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

The province of Ontario had a Superbowl ad, did everyone ignore it?

I feel like a leaf caught in a river, just carried along with no say in where we're heading. The medical system has a process and timing and it just happens.

Turn off Tom's mike