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When my Dad was over at Christmas he told me that in the town he grew up in, to this day, which pub you go to drink in is still defined by which side of the Miners Strike you were on in 84/85. Just a quick reminder that you don't have to forgive or forget, the people who betray you and your class.

🔘 I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste 🔘 A flannel for my face 🔘 Pajamas, a hairbrush 🔘 New shoes and a case 🔘 I said to my reflection "Let's get out of this place" bsky.app/profile/keit...

Monday: Didn't give you up. Tuesday: Didn't let you down. Wednesday: Didn't run around or desert you. Thursday: Didn't make you cry. Friday: Didn't say goodbye. Saturday: Didn't tell a lie or hurt you.

Whatever you do, don’t email them the entire Bee Movie script that you can copy and paste from here. scienceleadership.org/blog/the_ent...

•Drank a whiskey drink •Drank a vodka drink •Drank a lager drink •Drank a cider drink •Sang a song that reminds him of the good times

My week in review: 1. I had the shit 'til it all got smoked. 2. I kept the promise 'til the vow got broke. 3. I got to drink from the loving cup. 4. I stood on the banks 'til the river rose up. 5. I saw the bride in her wedding gown. 6. I was in the house when the house burned down.

Somebody's getting signed up for Cat Facts.

1. Woke in the morning 2. Stepped outside 3. Took a deep breath 4. Got real high 5. Screamed to the top of my lungs “what’s going on?!?”

Definitely don’t rickroll them

Who knew they were so interested in European goth chat rooms? Me. I knew. And signed them up. Do what you want with this.

Man it would be a real shame if spam bots were configured to send millions of emails to this inbox with a bunch of randomly generated nonsense points...

emkei.cz lets you send fake emails from any address. Please use this power wisely.

Should I send a d-pic, not necessarily my own?

I did my part!

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could, it'd all be gray But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's oh so bad It's exactly this bad

1. Tumbled out of bed 2. Stumbled to the kitchen 3. Poured myself a cup of ambition 4. Yawned and stretched 5. Tried to come to life

It would be a shame if this email was signed up for every, single "rewards" program for ALL the stores.

Get in the game, there's something for absolutely everyone to do.

1. Monday - fell apart 2. Tuesday - broke my heart 3. Wednesday - same 4. Thursday - didn't even start 5. Friday - I'm in love

I can’t think of a non politically related thing that got people more pissed. They really pulled everyone together on this one.

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

Pretty sure that second one came straight from my mother. 🤣

Right? I mean I personally run & work out regularly and eat loads of delicious cabbages and it doesn’t make me any less autistic or negate the need for adhd medication. These things are orthogonal to each other.

Ppl who are "shocked" all the time when horrible ppl do horrible shit are in no way qualified to dictate what is or isn't a "distraction" to the ppl who have been warning about the horrible ppl for years.

there are a lot of people in this country who are cheering on a prick boss who sent out an urgent email on a saturday afternoon while he’s sitting with his feet up playing with his little impotent pecker. bootlicker nation

Also if you feel strongly about Eric Adams, you should call your city councilmember to express that and ask for their position. You’d be surprised. Hochul’s stance is highly disappointing but it doesn’t come from nowhere. Press all your electeds. City elections are in 5 months. Ask candidates too.

Did you know there’s a whole spectrum of stuff in between “spend all weekend cleaning your house” and “don’t do anything at all because it’s so overwhelming”? Wipe down one counter. Put away half a load of laundry. Vacuum one room. You can do a little bit, and it helps! And then you can stop!

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

Amazing that after I’ve cleaned my apartment it’s not over. In a couple weeks I’ll have to clean it again. And keep cleaning it. And cleaning it. And cleaning it. Forever. For the rest of my life. The cleaning never stops.

Elon musk is the greatest unifying political issue this country has seen since 9/11, fumbling this bag would be almost as criminal as his agency

Genuinely want to help people fall in love with their chart no matter how challenging it looks A changed perspective most often allows for a changed approach and reception, a different holding of and flowing with the energies What aspects need a fresh eye and some love?

As Mars is at its slowest point, remember that things are just going to take time, but they will happen! Keep scuttling sideways, keep the faith!

I really think the Supreme Court’s ruling in the birthright citizenship cases is going to be a good indicator of how screwed we are. If they don’t reject this ridiculous attempt to rewrite the 14th Amendment, then we are so joever

“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”

jesus christ libs are trying to do the cutesy merfolk/alien "inclusive" bathroom signs again just fuckin call me a slur

Update: The White House is already backing down on this. Keep calling your reps. Keep pressuring them. Along with your reps, the white house phone number is (202) 456-1111. Use 5calls.org to get all your reps in one place along with a guide. www.nysun.com/article/whit...

PSA: When a woman makes a joke here, it does not need improving. Enjoy and move along.

So to enforce some stupid law about a “man” using a women’s restroom, male cops show up into the women’s bathroom and then it turns out that the only men in the women’s bathroom were the cops?! These rules are gonna get people killed because all common sense is lost

They are *not* confident that the most qualified ppl are necessarily WM. But they want the world to *reflect* that the most qualified are necessarily WM. And making sure that unqualified WM are the only ppl we ever see in power is the most straightforward way to do that.

I am going back to liberal blocking because Bluesky has developed reply guys and I am so not interested

Something is shifting. They are still breaking things and stealing things. And they will keep trying to break and to steal. But the propaganda magic around the oligarchical coup is fading. (1/2)

It's about how blue meth is the best meth duh

Spending upwards of 100k for a vehicle glued together <<<<

If he wasn't fucking up OUR money and safety and security, I promise we would not give two shits about him. Whatever else he's "good" at is completely irrelevant right now.