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yeet here now! Starkid, musicals, writing & books, dad energy, trying my best 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍👩 she/her, 27
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can’t wait for the debate that will undoubtedly come out of wicked pt 2 just over the line “I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for”

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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 12 days ago • 385 comments

if you ever think you’re embarrassing just know that when I was in a musical theatre internship I was too anxious to tell them my favorite genre of music was musical theatre

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

submitted 30 days ago • 1198 comments

Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up: - Licking lead paint off the walls - Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump - Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored And you turned out fine!!!!

submitted 30 days ago • 441 comments

It’s OK to buy games at launch. It’s OK to buy games on sale. It’s OK to play games via a subscription service. It’s OK to borrow games from your friends. It’s not OK to shame others for how they access gaming. Financial situations are different for everyone. Be kind about it.

submitted 30 days ago • 193 comments

gonna go low low low low (my mental health)

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

mmm bigggg stretch!

submitted 32 days ago • 11 comments

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

submitted 32 days ago • 198 comments

“i can easily rectum that for you” “you mean, rectify, right?” “i said what i said”

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

tired and anxious and their hold on me like come on

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Literally can’t wait till therapy on Monday

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submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Hate being so down and so in my head that even just a rational conversation feels like an attack to my body

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

My life is loosely based on a true story.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

My shiny wife just left me for a crow 😒

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

Running around just before the rain starts to check i didn't leave any cakes out tonight

submitted 33 days ago • 8 comments

gotta get that mean mean fresh air today

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The crow knows…they always know.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Face your fears. Tell your fears they look cute as hell. Make out with your fears

submitted 33 days ago • 7 comments

I miss when people used social media more like diaries and you were just expected to vibe along

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Miku says!!!

submitted 34 days ago • 25 comments

I just contacted my senators and urged them to oppose Pete Hegseth's nomination to lead the Defense Department. Trump's pick would undermine our national security. app.sosha.ai/s/KatTBpqN

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Truly hating it here today man

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I love getting waves of sadness over past internet communities

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t even EAT eggs

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

you dumb fucks aren't even getting cheaper eggs

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

The plan was always to flood the zone with shit. Not everyone can respond to every outrage. That's on purpose. But no need to get mad at someone for focusing on stuff *you* don't think is important. Let everyone focus on what they want to focus on.

submitted 36 days ago • 131 comments

Take back your attention.

submitted 35 days ago • 427 comments

Best ways to avoid jail when you absolutely committed the crime(s): 1. Be wealthy 2. Be a celebrity 3. Get elected president

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

hands are the feet of the arms

submitted 42 days ago • 73 comments

the director of the flash was absolute crap for hiring ezra miller anyways

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Saying the flash movie failed because women don’t like the character is WILLFUL IGNORANCE and ignoring the FULL NINE SEASONS of the flash that ran on the cw

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to

submitted 45 days ago • 42 comments

Dumb guys who think they're smart will doom us all.

submitted 632 days ago • 8 comments

Incidentally the Pixelfed dude is soon coming out with Loops, a currently-beta service which hosts video instead of images and replicates the feel of TikTok moreso than Instagram. It looks really good and from what I've seen of the UI/UX it's user-friendly in the way Bluesky is and Mastodon isn't

submitted 43 days ago • 13 comments

honestly, it's important to acknowledge that some of the lyrics in popular music are inappropriate for children. i just heard a singer say he wanted to be "shocked" like an "electric eel." thats dangerous

submitted 48 days ago • 78 comments

Tinker: Tinker! Tailor: Tailor! Soldier: Soldier! Spy: Spy! Gary Oldman: (soaring overhead) By your powers combined...

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK, THAT WOULD BE TERRIFYING, INVASIVE, AND I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE IT AT ALL.

submitted 48 days ago • 13 comments

Isolde #reverse1999

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

#reverse1999

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Would be nice to live through fewer of the main episodes of history for a while and more of the ad breaks

submitted 49 days ago • 78 comments

Read out any five Alex- pornbot user names out loud to immediately become possessed Evil Dead style.

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

did a big thing today

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Interviewer: Can you explain this Gap in your resume? Me: It was mostly folding clothes and working the register.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Bro, do you even rend your garments in despair when your plight becomes grievous

submitted 50 days ago • 19 comments

Man I hate when the sads hit and sleep is elusive and my thoughts gravitate back to that damn twitter rp group

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments