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Well, this pizza's gonna be gone real quick!

(fast) Frank N. Stein!

Yo! Mario! There's our hamburger pizza!

Uh, it's only midnight, exalted leader. Have patience.

Over my dead body! The feud is on!

That was smart! Now they know we're here!

Oh, Mama!

No one's safe from Blackbeard Koopa, matey! No one!

Whoa! Tawny Tyler! Thanks for coming to help us out!

Koopa's in there! I'm gonna get his magic scepter and turn Toad back into himself!

I'll leave the crawling to YOU, you repulsive reptile!

Ye-yes? Are you sure?

She must be following the fireflies!

(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) To Mark Twang, King of the River! Long may he reign!

C'mon! Let's go! Get that coal in there! Bada-bing, badda-bang, badda-boom!

Now we've gotta find a way to defeat Kolonel Von Koopa!

Here he comes! Luigi, step on it!

M-m-mommy! Little Cheepy want mommy!

Soft landing, coming right up!

Retreat! Retreat!!

Holy ravioli, Mario! Look!

Mario! What're you doing down here? The Princess went thattaway!

Oh, really? You were gonna get it, huh? Like that, and that, and that, and this, and especially that over there?

Antidote? What antidote?

This is the Wonderful Wacky Willy White, yes, coming to you live from the homey home of our winners, Mario and Luigi! Congratulations, dudes!

Whoops! It burned out!

We did it! We found the Lost Mushroom!

(with Luigi) Grateful!

Pepperoni cheesecake... Meatball sandwiches... Garlic ravioli and prosciutto spaghetti! Wake up, Mario! Please, wake up!

Pull it over! This is a toll road!

You stupid sniveling Snifits! Find a way across that chasm, and find it, NOW!

(*pants*) I'll say. There must be a thousand steps to go before we reach the top!

(*with Grandma Mario's voice*) Mario, you slovenly garbanzo!

Magic? A potion?

Way to go, lion-tamin' dude! Now get us outta here!

Why would you believe a big like Jodie? I mean, ehhh... She-she thinks I'm cute!

If we can make him sleep, then we ain't lyin'!

That oughta keep you quiet!

Yah?

I got you, Princess!

Oh! Looks like I got here just in time! This place is an ectoplasmic disaster area!

Uh oh?

Joliet! What's going on up there?

Hey, thank you, Sal.

Y'know, dearie! I've enjoyed your visit, but do me one favor: Next time, let me come and visit you!

I'm gettin' to that! Yes, yes! There is a a cure! 'Eat a rose. This will cause the vegetables to fall off instantly.'

I don't know, but I hope it doesn't attack poor Mario...or poor us for that matter.

Nervous noodles! I don't think I like this game!

Hold it right there, you guys! Don't we know you?

Don't worry, Princess! I've seen clogged drains tougher than these guys!