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#hamster fact #27: Giving a Gibbon a Ribbon is unlucky in hamster culture. So is giving a Cat a Pat, a Rat a Hat, and a Moose a Spruce. All rhyming is unlucky. Oh wait, I just rhymed a whole lot to explain this post. Uh oh. #hamsterfacts

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#hamster fact #26: Hamsters are happy whenever you make a grilled cheese sandwhich. They don't even need a bite. They're just happy for you. #hamsterfacts

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#hamster poem: Squeak, for it is the sound of anger. Squeak, for it is the sound of love. Squeak, for it is the sound of danger. But squeak nonetheless, for it is your right to squeak. Squeak squeak squeak. #hamsterpoetry

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I have become a #dumpling. #hamster is most comfy.

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#hamster was at a #wedding today. Hamster fact today is that the number one success indicator in a marriage is communication. Not related to hamsters you may say? Eh, gotta just tell it like it is sometimes. #hampter out, y'all.

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#hamster fact #25: A hamster was once given the Korean People's Choice Award for best K-pop album of the year. He was then told to give it back to the artist. #hamsterfacts #funny

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#hamster throws out positivity on this tuesday. Stand tall and be you. The best way to fight against evil is to show that #kindness is easy. Show that evil is wasteful, difficult and stupid. Also, have snacks and give cuddles. Good people triumph together.

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#Hamster fact #24: Hamsters are lucky for all bald people named Jeremy Herbertson who were born July 8th, are balding, between the ages of 26 and 38, have a Dog named Henry and are allergic to Chives. Nobody else. Not even you. Yeah, you. I can see you. #hamsterfacts

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#hamster fact: Hamsters have not and will not ever support genocide in any form. Hamsters want to make this fact clear, as they are always going to support diverse voices, equal treatment of people, and inclusivity for all beings. Hamster loves you. So support others. #solidarity

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#hamster #update

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The question remains... What can #hamsters do to make the world better? Be cute, stay safe, and tell others to be their awesome selves. #positive #happiness #hamster #hampter

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Greetings fellow #hamsters. Any other hyperintelligent Hamsters here on #Bluesky? Let your voices be heard! #meme #hampter #funny

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#Frogs this, #Hamsters that... Perhaps a new subject is in order. #Axolotols. Very cute. Very neat. The Hamster of Salamanders. And yes, everything ties back to hamsters eventually. #meme

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#Hampter has an announcement to make. That's it. #hamster #meme

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Frog post: #Frogs are like Amphibian #hamsters. That's the post.

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How to be hampter: 1. #love yourself and the people around you. 2. #appreciate your surroundings, take pride in comfort, but be there to defend it. 3. Eat yummy things. Not much else. #hamster #selfcare

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#hamster still does not understand sport, but cardiovascular health is good. Happy heart day. #valentines

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There was talk of a sport being played today. #hamster has no need of #sport. Hamster will eat snacks and be lazy on his own, thank you.

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I don't know what this Superb Owl has to do with #hamsters, but I for one fear for how Owls eat small rodents. #hamster

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Hamster facts are currently on pause due to hamster reality being stranger than hanster fiction. Hamster is here to say you are loved and needed in this world. #hamster #love #hope

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Ah. Very satisfying. Hmm. #hamster #cute #fuzzy

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#hamster fact #23: Hamsters are an investable stock. However, nobody has the funds to buy stock in hamsters, as we are incalculably valuable. And humble. Very humble.

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#hamster #affirmation: Be as the fuzzy little beast. Always present, watching and waiting, and just a little snack here and there. Give yourself a hug, and know that even if you don't know it always, you are trying and doing well.

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#hamster fact #22: Hamsters are not pokemon, but share many traits of them, such as being sold to young children, having strange powers, and being maintained by Nintendo. Please send help, I didn't read the contract. They have my tiny family.

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#Hamster fact 21.5: Hamsters normally do not have social media, unless they are famous. Nimo the hamster and her brother Tsubu are famous hammies that do. They are looking forward to storied careers as actors in Bosnian romance films. The agencies have not called them yet.

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#hamster fact 21: Hamsters have just realized how tags work. There are 20 other hamster facts that have not been seen by others. Hamster mistake.

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Hamster statement: If you are overindulging in doom-scrolling lately, please take a break. Your mental wellbeing is not worth staring into the void and engaging people who make money off of your scrolling. Engage with peers and see what you can do locally. Hamsters live in small communities too.

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Hamster fact #20: Hamsters love you, no matter how you identify.

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Hamster fact #19: No hamster has ever been rectangular. Not even Rectangulus. She was named because of her parents Angle and Ret.

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Hamster fact #18: The act of throwing an uncooked serloin steak at a semi truck is the only accepted way of completing a hamster wedding officiation. As of this year, no hamster couple has been married because they cannot afford the steak. Please donate steak to your local hamster church.

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Hamster fact #17: All hamsters are forklift certified except for me. Smug jerks.

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Hamster fact #16: Hamsters should always be allowed to marathon the LOTR director's cut trilogy. It's cruel to not let them indulge in great cinema.

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Hamster fact #15: Hamsters have the world's oldest recipe for chili. It is not a secret though. The secret is adding a little tobasco sauce. I, a hamster, share this knowledge hoping you use it responsibly.

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Hamster fact #14: I watch many anime in my copious spare hamster time. The best is your favorite, not that other one. That one. Yeah. Awesome. Best anime.

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Hamster fact #13: Hamsters have cheekpouches to store assorted important things, like seeds, driver's licenses, and your lost left socks. We have stolen them. If you ever want to seem them again, send 10 sunflower seeds to my address at 4 Hammie Lane, Hammbleton.

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Hamster Fact #12: Hamsters have their own months of the year. I will not share them, but I will share Happy New Year to all the humans!

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Hamster fact #11: The longest lived hamster was 7 years old. He will rise again.

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Hamster fact #10 Hamsters cannot be fooled by placebos. They have read many medical textbooks and are well versed in simple concepts of lying.

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Hamster fact #9: Hamsters are named for the German term "to stuff". Unlike the Panda, which is not named for that word. That would be confusing as hell.

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Hamster fact #8: Only 17 Hamsters have never worn pants willingly. They are not here right now.

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Hamster fact #7: The largest hamster ever recorded is right behind you.

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Some big red rodent just ran through my tunnels and left a pile of seeds! He said merry something and flew off on a sled with 8 crickets pulling it. Anyone else ever have this happen?

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A cat interrupted my Chlumbodon feast. He destroyed my tunnels, ate my chlumbo tree, made a bathroom of my seed vault, and threw out my collection of vintage snacks. I will seek revenge, but not today. Because it's Chlumbodon.

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Just set up my Chlumbodon Feast "hors d'oeuvres" (pronounced horse divorce). Roasted sunflower seeds tossed with more seeds, in a bed for sleeping. I have no visitors, so I'll be indulging in this myself.

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Hamsteriffic Holidays to all.

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