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I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop. "The best part of livin' is almost dyin'." I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
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I leave for a few hours and mf'ers just lose they mind..

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Let's be real, blood doesn't make family.That's one of the biggest lies we've been told. Just because we share DNA doesn't mean you've earned a place in my life. Family is about loyalty, love, and respect, not titles or bloodlines. If you can't show up, be honest or treat people right, you're trash

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I wish my cousin Trooper was alive now, because I would have loved sending him gay memes. I miss my cousin.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

If we on a road trip and you are in the passenger seat...you are officially the DJ, Navigator (should I need it) and person thar makes sure I dont fall asleep.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

That's it...done with the show The Rookie. Cops are assholes and white-washing how they are makes me sick. Cops DGAF about anyone but themselves and their buddies. They aren't fucking heroes and they don't try to do the right thing. It's like 30 min of Nathan Fillian jacking himself off as a cop.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Today's words from my now 18yo son... "Dad, not everything is a teachable moment." Except when they are...

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Nathan Fillian has a type...and that type definitely fills out them jeans. The Rookie, has nothing but big booty women.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

With all 3 boys, I pushed STEM. It wasn't easy and when I couldn't help, I found help. One is almost done with his degree in Data Science, the other is in his final year of Pre-Med, the third is starting College as a Comp. Sci. major. Good things happen when math and science are pushed at home.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Today is the day my last boy turns 18... It's officially time to get up for the downstroke.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Being a GenX dad means when working outside with your Bluetooth speaker on, be your neighbors and kids are going to hear you singing the Divinyls, "I Touch Myself,"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Ask her to tickle your cloaca ONCE and suddenly your the bad guy....

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire" is such a fun anime. It's like a bad guy Forest Gump's his way to making everything great, for everyone kind of anime. I love it. It won't win awards, it's just enjoyable.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all...is Faith Evans ok? That pride video got me feeling she may need an intervention.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

There was a shooting at a HS graduation yesterday. But we don't need gun control...only more people with guns, so they can shoot back.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

HS Graduation: "please keep cheering for individuals quiet and respectful. " Black folk: "Yaaah...that ain't gonna happen...where the airports at..."

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone feel like unlocking some childhood trauma?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

My girlfriend's daughter, who is 18, was teasing her younger sister about being fat. I said to her (the older one) "I know you're not talking big knees." Apparently, that struck a chord with her because since then she's been asking her mother if her knees really are big.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I know this take will not get love, but one fast and easy way to fix the shit show that is our society... Make social media accountable for the posting of crimes on their platform. Assault, battery, kidnapping, harassment...all these things I have seen...this week.. and it's only Wednesday.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Andor is absolutely the best Star Wars series made. Hands down. No space wizards, just people. Good and bad, struggling against each other.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

My son's school is primarily white. There are 10 new officers for NHS...only 2 of them are not POC. The president is a Somali girl. Love that.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

My GenX self just popped out. I got a note saying I am to focus on some shit.. all I could think was "You can focus on dees nuts, yah bitch you."

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

It frustrated me to no end that an anime like "I've been killing slimes for 300 years and maxed out my level" can get multiple seasons while Goblin Slayer and Tanya the Evil are gone. Foolishness.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It's terrible, because I know there are people in FL and NV that didn't vote for this, but the loss of revenue from foreign travel is about to wake these states up. Especially if this lasts all 4 years...yo...these states are about to go bankrupt.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments