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I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop. "The best part of livin' is almost dyin'." I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
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Also...WTF IS VIOLET WAND.....or...do I not want to know? Yah, I probably dont want to know.

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Age Play...omg....MN is full of degenerates. You know it's extremes....

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Vans' Halen

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Her: "I'm not a fan of garlic." Me: "This isn't gonna work out..."

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Officially summer hours, bitches.

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To all the mf'ers telling me to focus on something else other than the petty Musk/Trump shit... Bitch Im an adult with 3 teenage boys. Multi-tasking is in my DNA. YOU'RE bitch ass may only be able to handle one thing at a time, but me...I got bandwidth baby. Believe that.

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But do wr get a blue check mark, that's the real question...

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Musk about to get deported to an El Salvadorian prison...

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One of the best things about this Elon Musk and Donald Trump feud is that it is going to force all these MAGA people to officially denounce Elon Musk, after sucking his dick for the past year. There minds are going to explode.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Elon and Donald proving that, yet again, the messiest bitch you know is a man.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Ninja Kamui makes me wanna watch Afro Samurai again.

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These MF'ERS are really advertising a drug that increases the risk of cancer. Yah, you may have low red blood cells, but that's not enough...let's up your risk to cancer as well...take this "medicine."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This trend of posting bullshit, then not enabling comments...straight up cowardice. If you gonna pop that mess standby it. But that's where we are now. This ideas that you should be able to say anything.... yall mf'ers. Pusillanimous ass bitches.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I leave for a few hours and mf'ers just lose they mind..

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Let's be real, blood doesn't make family.That's one of the biggest lies we've been told. Just because we share DNA doesn't mean you've earned a place in my life. Family is about loyalty, love, and respect, not titles or bloodlines. If you can't show up, be honest or treat people right, you're trash

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I wish my cousin Trooper was alive now, because I would have loved sending him gay memes. I miss my cousin.

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If we on a road trip and you are in the passenger seat...you are officially the DJ, Navigator (should I need it) and person thar makes sure I dont fall asleep.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

That's it...done with the show The Rookie. Cops are assholes and white-washing how they are makes me sick. Cops DGAF about anyone but themselves and their buddies. They aren't fucking heroes and they don't try to do the right thing. It's like 30 min of Nathan Fillian jacking himself off as a cop.

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Today's words from my now 18yo son... "Dad, not everything is a teachable moment." Except when they are...

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Nathan Fillian has a type...and that type definitely fills out them jeans. The Rookie, has nothing but big booty women.

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With all 3 boys, I pushed STEM. It wasn't easy and when I couldn't help, I found help. One is almost done with his degree in Data Science, the other is in his final year of Pre-Med, the third is starting College as a Comp. Sci. major. Good things happen when math and science are pushed at home.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Today is the day my last boy turns 18... It's officially time to get up for the downstroke.

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Being a GenX dad means when working outside with your Bluetooth speaker on, be your neighbors and kids are going to hear you singing the Divinyls, "I Touch Myself,"

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Ask her to tickle your cloaca ONCE and suddenly your the bad guy....

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire" is such a fun anime. It's like a bad guy Forest Gump's his way to making everything great, for everyone kind of anime. I love it. It won't win awards, it's just enjoyable.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all...is Faith Evans ok? That pride video got me feeling she may need an intervention.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

There was a shooting at a HS graduation yesterday. But we don't need gun control...only more people with guns, so they can shoot back.

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