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Congratulations, Coco Gauff! First American to win Roland Garros since Serena Williams.

Coco giving the ballkids the trophy to raise.

BREAKING: Coco Gauff defeats top-ranked Aryna Sabalenka to win her first French Open title.

The beautiful Breonna Taylor should have celebrated her 32nd birthday today. Never forget her. ❤️🕊️

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

what a battle of the People Who Will Never Shut The Fuck Up this is going to be

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

This is Opie. He was raised by cats. Picked up a few habits he just can't shake. But it turns out loafing is super comfy, actually. 13/10

This is our second best joint column, the first best is just a long list of imaginary Modest Mouse song titles we published on a Friday

Yeah we let a few things slide because of his face

Goodnight all! If it fits I sit.

This is Bunsen’s story. He’s a bit of a legend. ❤️ And he is our hero.

Jeffries: Yes Joni, the American people know that at some point in their lives, they are going to pass away. The cause of death should not be Republican cruelty

This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10

This is Koda. He is approximately 70% fluffy and 30% floppy. An ideal ratio. 13/10 would pet enthusiastically (IG: koda_and_wrigley)

This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

The mayor of Tulsa announced plans for a $105 million private charitable trust to provide descendants of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre with housing assistance and scholarships

Our jacaranda tree is blooming and Eddie could not be happier 🐢💜

1/6/23 On this day: Hopper had strong opinions on not being allowed to swim

wife was gone for 36 hours and the big boy is happy she’s back

Bedtime. This is Boris. He never comes to the park because he doesn’t get aling with every dog.But since the first time we met (4 years ago?) we’re friends and during evening walkies we always have a chat. Goede nacht vrienden! 😘

since its #Caturday and all, I want you to know that yes: Lucy got her morning walk, and afterward I snuck up behind my husband to take this pic while he was tickling her (which she looooves)

31/5/21 On this day: 'This is a lawn not a snack bar'

What a nice nice man, outshining the sunset

PBS filed suit Friday against President Donald Trump and other administration officials to block his order stripping federal funding from the 330-station public television system, three days after NPR did the same for its radio network.

29/5/21 On this day: Ingo got Voodoo a coconut so he could still chomp on one in Maryland, Guac stole it

This‼️

goooood morning it is bright and cool (but only for the moment) so we hit the trail early and got a walk before it got hot - and yeah, you knew it: Lucy Loved That Walk

Back to Life (However Do You Want Me) (1989) Soul II Soul feat. Caron Wheeler

Scott Pelley—American author and reporter for CBS News for more than 31 years, did not hold back

This is Blue. He learned to point at his treats so he can let his family know when he wants one. May or may not be abusing his new power. 13/10

26/5/21 On this day: Voodoo had a coconut stuck on his teeth

26/5/21 On this day: Round voods

Crockett: They have nothing to show for it except for those top earners being able to have their next trophy wife or buy their next yacht, or get their next plane, that doesn't work for me. And that obviously does not work for my constituents.

Crockett: It is time for Republicans to start calling him out and start questioning his mental acuity, and whether or not he is equipped to serve mentally. We know when it comes down to his criminality, he is not qualified to serve, but this is just absolutely deplorable.

how it started/how it’s going

Great time in Liverpool last night. Thank you to all who came: you were a perky and appropriate audience. That @michaelspicer.bsky.social is good too! Thank you @wowfest.bsky.social for having me.

22/5/21 On this day: Galloping Voodoo ➡ Voodoo stealing Guac's toy ➡ Voodoo butt

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