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My high school bitch ass couldn't tell the difference between ska and punk. I stopped caring years ago. Yoga obsessed now. Meow.
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So... Uhhh ... Anyone else changing their tax withholding to 0? I'm not going to keep paying for this to continue happening. #DefundTheGovernment #WhatIsEvenHappening #NotWithMyMoney

I should start recording all the times I see emergency vehicles stuck in traffic at red lights or almost hit on coming traffic because they don't get green lights. Because HOLY FUCK WHY IS THIS SUCH AN ISSUE it's terrifying @governorwalz.mn.gov need a new safety issue to tackle?

I wish I remembered to post more. I'm as hilarious as Garron is delicious.

I found a way to make the new guy trying to make me do the difficult work for him more tolerable. I give him partial answers that make him feel dumb. Yes, it's more work for me. But it amuses me and he's asking me less. Worth it.

Fun thing about ADHD overwhelm: it can be put on pause when a bigger need comes up. Unfun thing about ADHD overwhelm: if you pause it, it grows till unpaused and continues. #ADHD #ImNotOverreacting #NotYourManagerMommy

There's something really comforting about rediscovering an old favorite band that was tainted by an ex, and finding you still love the band and there's no more negative associations. Now if only I could afford tickets. Larger venues and prohibitively high prices are a different kind of taint.

We're catching up on the debt from previous years so we can get back to the park and focus our 7th field work season. Last year yours truly worked all year to help pay it off, hopefully this season we can focus on the field work again. Please consider a small donation tonight. gofund.me/839ae416

Just from watching the news coverage (thanks office, really brightens the day), I'm rooting for the fire. Fuck them mansions! From not news coverage, this is a huge massive tragedy and holy shit California is turning into Australia, complete with a fire season not covered by insurance.

Nothing like getting home after a double long day to discover that both my packages were stolen and I can't even report it for 3 days. I am really over the whole "can only buy my size online" thing. #TallPeopleProblems #ShippingFail #IJustWantedNewPantsWithoutThePaperwork

I just realized, I have trained my cat that "I'm gonna take a nap" means he gets laser time. So now, I have to make sure my phone and laser pointer are charged for nap. And that both of us have water and snacks for nap. And that both our pillows are in the right spot. We nap serious over here.

I've given myself decisions paralysis with too many projects. I have my D20 board to help, but then there was too much, so I made a second D20 board. I'm about to start a third. But if I actually finished anything, I'd have a shorter list. #ADHD #D20 #IJustWantToPutterAbout

Ok but what I REALLY want from AI? I want to be able to cause Excel emotional damage right back when it randomly decides that conditional formating in exempt from filter searching. And then auto saves despite it being turned off. I want to hurt it like it's hurting me.

Of all the ways I spend money, nothing gives me the same kind of immediate "that was ethical consumption" quite like a Wikipedia donation. Now back to that rabbit hole I was speed running down.

Don't tell me you want to save the whales when there is only one person doing the Orca's work on land.

In India, the passion flower is known as Krishnakamala because of its relation to the epic Mahabharata. The 100 peripheral petals represent the 100 Kauravas, while the 5 sepals in between stand for the Pandavas. The sensitive, but firm green bulb on top is Draupadi, or Krishna. 🌱 🌴 🪴

Nothing like meeting people for the first time while I'm in massive pain and being extra weird. Good thing I'm hilarious. #TooMuchPainToMask #ILaughAtMyOwnJokes #FunctionalSkeletalSystemsOptional

Burger King marketing team needs to put out a "We won't snitch on our customers" ad NOW or they're idiots

Feckless Friday

I'm snuggled in bed with my heat pad, my switch, a fizzy water, and videos queued up for agnisar kriya. Absolutely ignoring everything else. Peak holiday millennial. #TheFuckingDishesAgain #YogaEveryday #TOTK

They want you to stop giving a shit

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

How many thanksgivings are too many? Going to #4 today

It's the weekend, baby

My big Black Friday score is a quiet day at home and clearing out my project list. Activity not buying anything, and actively buying less in the future. #BuyNothingDay #NoAmazonShopping #IForgotIHadThis

For someone who forgets they have sm accounts and just shit posts, I sure am popular with bots. #IDontWantToBePopular #BadBotsStayInTheBadPlace #ShitPosterPride

Don't try to explain

This needs to be said, loud, and often.