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🐕‍🦺🐈‍⬛🏌🏻‍♀️💙 PharmD/Tox, but here for the fur babies.
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submitted 18 days ago • 573 comments

Adulted hard today and installed a reverse osmosis water filtration system. Bye, PFAS!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

ChatGPt taught me how to use Python to convert hundreds of daily phone reports from .xls to .xlsx. Now I don’t have to go into each file and resaving. You can teach an old dog a new trick!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

When your work Secret Santa gets you! 🍄🍄

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

When the car shop has a shop cat and you’re like ok, take my money while I play with your cat.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I feel the same.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

He sure loves Black Friday shopping!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Keeping his little nose warm because I don’t have the heat up high.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I God, will now create a new word: Shituation. This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.

submitted 86 days ago • 207 comments

When your tinnitus sounds like someone left their alarm clock beeping nonstop in the next room….

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submitted 89 days ago • 71 comments

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submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I just made an emergency car bag with a jumper, tire inflator, blanket, shovel and hand crank power bank with radio. Anxiety much?

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

I went from speaking only Mandarin Chinese up to 9 years of age, and 32 years later I speak, think and dream in English. But doggone it, my dog understands Chinese!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Also, is it normal to eat a whole pint of ice cream 6 hours after getting your steroid shot? I could eat another.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I told my fiancé that I’m sorry he’s stuck with me during a zombie apocalypse. “Not for long!” I mean, I just have to out run the slowest. “54% of the people will be faster than you.” “Even the dog.” Well it was nice knowing you all! 🧟

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Got a steroid shot for my De Quervain’s tenosynovitis, aka “mommy thumb.” Wait, you have a baby?

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

"My dog does magic tricks." "Really? What breed is he?" "He's a labracadabrador."

submitted 90 days ago • 17 comments

When I was into working out and doing triathlons. Now I dread walking up stairs… 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a murder outside….of crows! 😂 But really, they’ve surrounded my house. #crowsky

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Cat pooped on the floor right in front of Cat Dad. Cat got banished to under the couch. Happy Cat-Turd-Day.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Miles says nitey nite! It’s sleepy time for this old pup.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths. Equivalent human age: 3 A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit. Equivalent human age: 53

submitted 93 days ago • 140 comments

There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.

submitted 94 days ago • 863 comments

I cannot over-stress the importance of always wearing COMFORTABLE shoes because there's always a chance those are gonna be your zombie shoes

submitted 94 days ago • 28 comments

I couldn’t make the bed this morning without disturbing him, so I just covered Tutu up and called it good.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Time for bed! Goodnight friends. Meow!

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I remember getting those when I was a kid…and for some reason I always ordered my little pizza with only green peppers… 🤨

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

When the Cat is obsessed with tub faucet water and Cat Dad invents a slow drip bucket for him.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The toxicologist in me is jumping in joy!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

This is the other half of the Sushi Cats duo, Wasabi (Wawa). Unfortunately he crossed the rainbow bridge back in September after oral cancer. He lost a lot of weight. So here’s a pic showing off his chunky belly back in his prime. RIP Wawa 🌈

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

💉💉💉

submitted 97 days ago • 68 comments

submitted 97 days ago • 98 comments

him: (looking at my scars) wow, how did you get those? me: (knowing they’re from my cat scratching me) war

submitted 97 days ago • 22 comments

I thought I gained 5 lbs from my week down in FL, turns out it was just 5 lbs of human waste souvenir. 😬😅

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

“Bluesky is an echo chamber!” Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.

submitted 97 days ago • 679 comments