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I dread the day there's an actually serious disaster and nobody reacts because the alert system goes off every time a baby sneezes. #tsunami

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

I don't understand how posts will accumulate thousands of comments. Who's out here posting the 1001st comment?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Guys. GUYS. The movie speed racer except it's pod racing

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Another day of being an unpaid shill for paprika 3. If you cook and hate the BS of online recipe blogs you *need* this app. Trust.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

doe, a deer, a female deer ray, a flattened cartilaginous fish in the superorder batoidea, closely related to the sharks, notable for their enlarged pectoral fins which they flap to—

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Maybe the real skinwalkers were the friends we made along the way

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Someone said "if you leave enough hydrogen lying around for long enough, it'll start to wonder why it's here" and I think about that regularly

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

I have never played or watched or read sonic the hedgehog, but everywhere I go, algorithms look at me and go "you seem like the type of guy who would be into sonic the hedgehog" and I'm like what the fuck is that supposed to mean huh?

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Gorgeous new JWST image if you haven't seen it yet! NGC 602 is a young star cluster in the Small Magellanic Cloud (one of our satellite galaxies) & astronomers found candidates for the first brown dwarfs outside of our galaxy from this! Talking about it on #Twitch later! #scicomm #edusky 🧪 🔭 👩‍🔬

submitted 125 days ago • 2 comments

In a recent study, scientists identified microplastics in the testicles of every male subject studied, as well as discovering a complete Lego head in the urethra of one specific patient.

submitted 126 days ago • 19 comments

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The problem with polls is that nobody answers the phone, and you can't tell if the poll you're answering is legit. Instead we should have one big official poll where they mail everyone the survey

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Don't appeal to nature bro you'll get eaten alive.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Am I smelling smoke, or am I paranoid? #california #bayarea #sf #fireseason

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You wash your hands when you go to the bathroom because that's where the sink is.

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment