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dumbmike.bsky.social
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126 days ago
In a recent study, scientists identified microplastics in the testicles of every male subject studied, as well as discovering a complete Lego head in the urethra of one specific patient.
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programmer-v.bsky.social
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126 days ago
One of those patients might have been an outlier, but it's hard to guess as we don't know the sample size.
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dumbmike.bsky.social
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126 days ago
n=1
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hang9hound.bsky.social
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126 days ago
Damn dude was lego bricked up I bet
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roxytherock.bsky.social
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125 days ago
I wanna become a star wars lego by 2035
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johnhpage.bsky.social
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126 days ago
When they extracted it, it came out singing “Everything is Awesome!”
https://youtu.be/9UJ1syXaNoQ
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hexsune.bsky.social
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126 days ago
"A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE URETHRA IN LEGO CITY!"
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duhbiap.bsky.social
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125 days ago
He asked for head. Mission accomplished.
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oddstronkums.bsky.social
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126 days ago
I fear for when the day arrives to push out a 2x3 brick like an infernal kidney stone.
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myloserboy.on.computer
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126 days ago
that was me sorry
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dogmaticpyrrhonist.bsky.social
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125 days ago
I'd love to see the explanation to the ethic's board for dissecting a bunch of patients' testicles.
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marcimoomagic.bsky.social
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126 days ago
The liberal media doesn't want you to find out this is how Legos are made
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watsoup.bsky.social
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125 days ago
The only news I really need to know
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thelaughingcat.bsky.social
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125 days ago
Bet he was bricking it
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bete-noire.bsky.social
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126 days ago
Well, that's a date ruiner right there.
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hawkslight.bsky.social
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125 days ago
the ol' emergency room code of FBIP (foreign body in--)
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viktorfaustva.bsky.social
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126 days ago
The microplastics study is actually misleading. No microplastics were found in 99 of the 100 patients, but a lot of macroplastics were found in one.
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schelite.bsky.social
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125 days ago
How about this one? On average, there up to 5400 microplastic particles in every cubic metre of air.
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viktorfaustva.bsky.social
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125 days ago
It wouldn't surprise me, but I was trying to do a spider georg joke
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conkrete.bsky.social
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126 days ago
The Spiders Georg of testicular microplastics
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nevernotnormal.bsky.social
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126 days ago
Testicular microplastics ✋
Testicular Macroplastics 👌
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unlikely-survivor.bsky.social
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126 days ago
Macroplastics? In *my* urethra?
(It's more common than you think)
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chloroxite.bsky.social
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126 days ago
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https://youtu.be/9UJ1syXaNoQ
Testicular Macroplastics 👌
(It's more common than you think)