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Detail-oriented, crafty, techie, multiple fandom fan, awesome auntie. Pronouns: She/her. Auntiesuze on other platforms.
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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity" Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

I am begging you not to use ChatGPT for legal work, here is a brilliant (terrible) example of how it’s going to hallucinate you all the way to disbarment. Get popcorn, here we go:

What a month this week has been. Lemon, it's Tuesday. This is a gentle reminder to relax your shoulders and unclench your jaw. Stay informed, but give yourself a break from the fire hose. You may not realize how intensely disregulating the constant stream of bad news and horror is until you do.

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

I always know when the college students are back because the ambient volume goes up by like 40 decibels. 🎧

If I had a billion dollars, I'd snap this place up in a heartbeat (and then try to figure out how to move or hurricane/flood-proof it). I love everything about the decor. OMG. My dream house. I just wish it was located somewhere else.

This is Maisy. She gets an additional party hat for each birthday, and she just turned nine. 13/10 may this tradition go on forever

yeah, probably

Someday I will have neighbors who move their cars when the snowplow comes through. But today is not that day, so I had to shovel out my space. Annoying as fuck.

This guy still needs a home for the holidays (and beyond)—can anyone help?

Turns out my brother has the flu on top of post-surgery anemia. After getting dosed with Tamaflu he is starting to feel better. They're keeping him overnight for observation but he should be able to go home tomorrow. *whew*