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NOAH WYLE THAT LEAD ACTOR EMMY IS YOURS THIS YEAR BUDDY

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I need a Walton Goggins double Emmy nom this year like I need air

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as the horrors (living in the US in 2025) persist, so do the little treats (wawa soft pretzel with marinara dipping sauce)

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Zoe Saldana for playing Eva Rodriguez in Center Stage, yep that’s what the award is for!!!!

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My absolute favorite game to play during awards shows is “Find the SYTYCD/Break The Floor/DanceOne Alumni”

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Cannot emphasize how influential Amy Poehler was for me in my late childhood and adolescence. She’s everything, man

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Conan O’Brien is a perfect comedian

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MARK GREENE HIVE RISE UP

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good, he deserves it.

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I am a cold weather person but I really had a “girl who’s going to be okay” moment when I walked my dog and didn’t immediately lose feeling in my extremities

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In my quest to watch every good medical drama/sitcom I’ve started ER. Five eps in and I am ready to run through a wall for Mark Greene

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Irish queen Ayo Edebiri

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I swear to god if Andy Samberg isn’t on Las Cultch soon I’m going to [redacted]

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MY MOTHERS, TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER

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Steve Martin could always get it, forever

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Imagine not getting emotional about the SNL homecoming concert and 50th anniversary special, literally could not be me

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Also @Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers, please get Andy Samberg on las cultch

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Tracy Morgan singing astronaut jones in the year of our lord 2025

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Miley Cyrus I’m so sorry I pretended to hate you when we were teenagers

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hell yeah i’m locked in for all star weekend** **the SNL 50th anniversary specials

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Reed had me with the “you all know this song!” because I literally thought it was going to be Cooper DeJean is Not a Safety

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Kelly I am so sorry this team has failed you

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The basketball team is very frustrating to watch

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The Lonely Island, and I’m being 100% serious about it

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Now that it’s all over. If you thought Travis Kelce was gonna propose to Taylor at halftime or if the Chiefs had won you’re genuinely a moron.

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personally i love when my enemy patrick mahomes suffers

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I didn’t want to say anything to jinx it but yesterday, I went to a coffee shop and as soon as I walked in a lady dressed in a bright green cape looked at me and said, very calmly and serenely, “They are going to win.” I hope she got to watch today. Go Birds.

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Serena was an iconic moment

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ZACHOTHY BAUNOLD

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COOPER FUCKING DEJEAN!!!!!!

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I simply don’t know if there is an NBA player who is more insufferable to watch than Ja*son Tat*m

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FINALLY

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Fell asleep at halftime of the Sixers game which seems like it was the correct choice! Also Joel I love you but if you’re going to yell at someone for “not hustling” pick ANYONE ELSE but Kelly. Paul George is RIGHT THERE

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