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Client event in the office today. Thought I’d remind them of what I’m about.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Ash Wednesday or something idk I haven’t been to church in forever

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Heartbreaking: the worst person you know makes a great point.

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Dearest Kenneth, I don’t know who you thought you were trying to contact, but I assure you that I’m not him. While I did enjoy Beyoncé’s latest album, there’s a few things I’d like to clear up:

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Update: they apparently didn’t *bill* insurance. So that’s one less thing for me to worry about.

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MapQuest being relevant again in 2025 was not on my bingo card, but times are crazy, man.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

The on hold music for my therapist’s office is Skynrd’s “Tuesday’s Gone” and wow that is certainly a choice.

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Leaving myself reminders at work like:

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Last week, a friend of mine told me that she was enjoying watching me become radicalized. Babe I’ve always been this way, there just wasn’t as much for me to be obnoxiously loud about.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I’m thrilled that people are finding out about Chris Kluwe. I’ve loved guy ever since he made Donovan McNabb plug Kluwe’s band (Tripping Icarus) in news conferences in exchange for his jersey number with the Vikings. Come for the politics, stay for the shithousery.

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A 6:30 text that informed me that my last therapy session wasn’t covered by insurance is not how I wanted to wake up. Like… let me at least take my antidepressant that you prescribed me first, wtf

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Lego, shut up and take my money (in May)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

A weighted blanket is no longer enough, I need to be suffocated to sleep.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

(Part of) what I sent to Georgia Attorney General Chris Carr’s office vs what I wanted to send:

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…”

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Well that’s all I needed to see tonight. Let me know how quickly they make a 28-3 reference.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone else receive their #ATLUTD season ticket member box today? Didn’t even know they were going out already. (Not posting pictures yet because I don’t want to spoil it)

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

i think my personal biggest stress in all of this currently at this moment is navigating it with a kid who’s smart enough to know something is up but not of an age to need to know what that something is just yet

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Normalize telling the homies that you love them.

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If you ignore literally everything else and focus on Miggy’s return (highly recommended), it’s been a pretty good day for news.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

How much for expedited delivery? gizmodo.com/nasa-flags-n...

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*waking up every day for the next four years* “Well, let’s get this dread.”

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Hi you don’t have to post it. And you don’t have to re-post it. And you can think about the fact that Jewish people are gonna be traumatized every single time you make us see it over and over and over and over. You can just not post it.

submitted 48 days ago • 86 comments

A kid I knew in high school once thought they’d get credit for putting out a fire. That they started. It didn’t work. No idea why that memory just popped into my head…

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

The enemy of my enemy is still a racist piece of garbage, or however that quote goes

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Call me “winter storm warning” with the way people are threatened by my 2-4 inches.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment