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sweed05.bsky.social
19 // Minors dni!!!!🔞// Bi // Kind of a furry but I don't wanna commit😔 // Dms open :3
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I love it when people are like “Hi welcome to all my new followers who enjoyed that comment on a news item. Mostly I post about the harmonica archives and my collection of rare tumors in little jars”

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hi, if you are an artist, the best way to get commissions isn't to go to someone's DMs who is obviously struggling financially and start offering payment plans and shit. I will NOT buy your art and I'm about to start blocking people. Badgering ppl will not make them buy your art. Stop.

Fairy puff! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.

She looks at you like a snack #nsfw

Twink Obliteration for a friend :> #nsfw #commission

the cellular device might just change everything

*record scratch* Yeah, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got in this situation. (22 minute film about how vinyl records are made.)

DJ Khaled refuses to eat pussy but he’ll fuck up a McRib.

Feeling the Bluesky seep into my veins, looking in the mirror and realizing, with Lovecraftian enormity, that I was tenderqueer this whole time.

Good morning, who ordered the fuzzy bagel? #cats

Professional yappers #pokemon #rotom #rotomdex #supermario #mariobroswonder #talkingflowers

If you come to thanksgiving dinner with a brick and just set it down next to your chardonnay maybe it will be a conversation piece

Tits and Ass

I don’t mind watching television, I just prefer shows where I won’t learn anything new and fucked up that just happened

10 gallon hats were made to carry ten gallons of kitten formula. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

(Listening to Aphex Twin while jacking off) wow, the world has become an Adam Curtis documentary