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sweetjaysus.bsky.social
Dad, husband, introvert, atheist, veteran, prog music fan
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Trying to write a resume when you haven’t done so in 17 years sucks…

Currently listening to my Wife recite “Brown Bear, Brown Bear” from memory to our Daughter, Tallulah. ☺️

While the thought is appreciated, it is quite easy to write a rule so that a particular HR email address cannot receive from a non-government address.

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

The transition time between a 19 month old happily eating and windshield wiping her food off the plate onto the floor is remarkably small.

Welp, that’s 19 consecutive years of not watching the Super Bowl. Yay?

Thanks @thomhartman for having Greg Palast on the show to explain this miscarriage of democracy n.bsky.social hartmannreport.com/p/trump-lost...

Is it just me, or does MAGA remind you of Amway?

Party of law and order my ass.

Reelecting TFG is like the worst Groundhog Day sequel ever…

What's more likely to happen with the SAVE Act? Voter suppression, not voter fraud prevention. The GOP is using this bill as a Trojan horse to restrict voting rights and maintain their power. #StopTheSAVEAct

It feels like the modern GOP is equivalent to the cars who can’t be bothered to pull over when there’s a fire truck or ambulance behind them on the highway.

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.

Me watching my nearly 18-month-old daughter turn her new toy car service station repeatedly on its side: “Can you please play with that as it was intended?” Tallulah, my 18-month-old: “No!”

I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣

Me: I love you! My 17-month-old daughter, while shaking her finger at me: No!

What does a CEO do that couldn’t be done by AI? Seems to me that replacing CEOs with AI would result in significant cost savings.

Enjoying buttered toast while ignoring her strawberries.

So many clever and interesting posts here. Last time I was clever and interesting on social media, it was called LiveJournal…

Only thing better than the guard at work, who seems a very nice person, awkwardly starting a conversation with me is my even more awkward response…

Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines: Measles: Before: 530,000, After: 47 Mumps: Before: 160,000, After: 429 Rubella: Before: 50,000, After: 3 Diphtheria: Before: 20,000, After: 2 Smallpox: Before: 30,000, After: 0 Polio: Before: 16,000, After: 0

Even after a bath the previous evening, this baby’s hair doesn’t disappoint…