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switchmage.bsky.social
23, artist and streamer, INTP
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it is i, the packager of all phở takeout orders. yes, i will forever levy a 30% mung bean sprout and 60% thai basil tax. no, i will not reveal how we keep the broth scalding hot in the plastic container. yes, you will return. people always return

started redesigning my persona and realized how lovely the suns been doing me lately 😭

hey y'all! just got informed that there's an account on here using my pfp and going to people i follow, or who follow me and claiming to be me this is my only account here, so just be aware!!

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

New video! More than you EVER Wanted to Know About Vasectomies Watch it here: https://youtu.be/xKbhh7DhiFQ #Healthcare #ReproductiveHealth

made tea (:

someones been listening to backseat freestyle

who’s great idea was it to try this floss as a first knit attempt

ONE MORE WEEK!! Can we make it to 600??

marry someone that knows what you like, not what your gender likes, and you will be happy forever, happy valentines day

Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.

as an american who is only american against my ancestors will why do i have to pay $350 for an avocado and have no power because the annoying orange got too much money. like why is that my problem. what can i do to rescind my citizenship as a serf class american.

Happy Black History Month! Here is my favorite story about a Black American you may not know about: Robert Smalls. He commandeered a confederate ship and sailed himself, his family, and the other enslaved crew and their families to freedom. THROUGH waters controlled by the Confederacy.

For the love of God, if I see one more ',grow your own food' hot take. Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies. Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.

You’re such a talented artist! Thank you, it comes from making so much bad art.

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

...check up on yo strong friends...

"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

I must say, it’s truly an honor to be sworn in as the next President of the United States I will do everything in my power to bring back original formula Four Loko

whooped my uncle in #mtg one too many times and now ill never play with him again

In lieu of tiktok going under, I’ve fully deleted my facebook accounts! To be faaaair I didn’t use them much after I got out of school (5~ years). In other news, China is in its bag with apps rn

In response o the Zuckerberg nonsense, I’m deleting my Threads account today. It’s the only Meta app I still use and it’s GONE.

practicing for my wife

started a #crochet sweater for my wife during all my newfound free time ((: thing is i DESPISE the transition in color for the back panel 💀 gonna go through with the mushroom design and hope for the best

now the living reds are sitting next to the last few wilted whites, i cant wait to show off my dead flower collection this time next year

egg inc., everyone.

Jordan’s an amazing artist and person, and could really use our help. Please share and donate if you’re able!

In addition to the Nuclear Block™️ we should have a Break it Up function where when two people get into a fight in our mentions we can prevent them from seeing each other’s posts 😡 🫷😑🫸 🤬

LA on fire Trump given unconditional pass on crime Gov banning wildly popular app that helps millions make ends meet Looming threat of bird flu Thankfully, I’ve been assured this is the best nation on earth

the cast of my dreams, im so lucky 😭😭😭 i can’t wait for you all to hear these guys!

so i finally got back into digital art (((: #oc with #ibispaintx

kept my son up for 6 hours longer than usual today and so far he is SOUNDLY resting 😭 why was that the cheat code

does ANYONE still play egg inc

Yamato first art in 2025 !! of course im still gonna continue my fav character series :D #Onepiece #fanart

i would do a whole collection of curiosity pieces on this fabric tbh 🪲 (both available under Embroidery Art in my shop now) #art #bsnm #artmarket #shopsmall #embroidery #craft #originalart

i think connections has a thing for chappell roan

Now people are using bullshit Charlie Brown AI filters on their DOGS!!??? Puhleeeaassee be so serious rn 💀💀

just now finding out that a¡ ‘artists’ had a hashtag against #pickupapencil that just never actually trended. ive only seen it in replies but basically theyre saying to break the pencil, which is hilarious because a broken pencil can still be drawn with, a broken computer is useless.

if you see this, post a gif from a game you love

so word on the street is Party City shut down all their locations right before the holidays, but without offering a single severance package???

hey why is there no nether brick fence gate??