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swoleghost.bsky.social
Barbell evangelist • aspiring paleontologist • unrepentant mega dork • she/they
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please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here

submitted 16 days ago • 90 comments

you heart is a muscle the size of your fist

submitted 17 days ago • 42 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 59 comments

Forgot my headphones at home so I’m rawdogging library study time. This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, probably. Anyway, how’s the US government doing? Been busy.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Since the American nightmare that the red states hoped for but I never dared to believe would happen pre-Obama has happened, can the PNW progressive pipe dream of Cascadia also come to fruition? I want off this ride.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you donald trump:

submitted 22 days ago • 18 comments

Dear straight men. What the fuck do yall have against flat sheets? Signed, “How the Hell Did U End Up There?” Every Morning

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

submitted 24 days ago • 197 comments

You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike

submitted 28 days ago • 27 comments

Back in school like…

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Learning weightlifting and I feel like a ravenous anxious bird dog until I get to train again. 15 years lifting heavy and nothing hits like throwing marginal weight over your head and trying not to accidentally decapitate yourself or others.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky has decided that by checking the ☑️Gym box under interests, I exclusively want to see otter gym mirror pics in their skivies. The fact that I know to call them otters is probably why this is happening. Anyway. Y’all look great but this was not what I meant….

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 32 days ago • 1839 comments

BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors

submitted 32 days ago • 64 comments

ISO: entire case of the gods nectar

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments