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swordgoesfwoosh.bsky.social
I am extremely powerful.
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Found a way to crash real life, gonna try it tomorrow

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A cow is essentially a large dog, and a lobster is a wet bug. On rare occasions cats can be worms. Please address any further questions to my attorney.

submitted 11 hours ago • 12 comments

An unauthorised AI video appeared on TV monitors in the Washington headquarters of the US Department of Housing and Urban Development. The video playing is obviously AI, but it actually was playing on the TV's.

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1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.

submitted 22 hours ago • 91 comments

dark stone thread. i am not spoiling myself so im gonna be really curious to see whether duessel jumps ship or not.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

if I had to see this so the fuck do y'all

submitted 18 hours ago • 83 comments

I need to get me a nemesis.

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Life hack: Drink your water in plastic cups for extra microplastics. Then eat the cup to meet your daily macroplastic needs!

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Embracing mediocrity.

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That blows my mind.

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

i need to monetize my large adult son. he has the charisma of a burger, similar grease-to-weight ratio as well. i tried putting him on youtube but he ate the camera. i tried getting him a sponsorship but he ate the sponsor. he pees precious gems but they scream real loud and no one will buy them

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I'm like me if I was.

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Wake up. It's been all a dream. You're a 7 month old baby.

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I am a small earth worm.

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“The Birds” -Daphne DuMaurier, 1952

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Look at them. Flying all over. Shitting on anyone and anything they please. You can't tell me they aren't planning something.

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I will report you to the French authorities.

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The world will end in 41 hours only to start up immediately after exactly where it left off.

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I've heard great things about me.

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There is NO WAY you can fit a whole baby into a lady

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i always learn so much about the world and its possibilities whenever i open facebook

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I would like to share more with you but I signed an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing an NDA about signing

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I can stop any time I want.

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Small critters are on their way to your home.

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They don't let me touch the computer anymore.

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I can transmit my thoughts from my mind to another by precisely vibrating the air around me.

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By performing an absurdly lengthy and precise series of actions in Super Mario 64 (detailed in the video), Mario will be able to reach an incredibly narrow seam that allows him to stand underwater in Jolly Roger Bay. This has no known practical purpose.

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Me: Don't go against my head cannon. Her: Don't you mean canon? Me, loading marbles into my ear: No.

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0x0B00B1E5

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I have acquired highly advanced social skills. Beyond anything you could imagine. I'm this close to being able to talk to girls.

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FYI boys, this is the clitoris.

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

Life would be much easier if I had a Death Note.

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Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

Taylor Swift opens the Death Note with a grin. "I've got a blank space, baby, and I'll write your name," she sings menacingly.

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Birds know exactly what they're doing.

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I'd like to buy a selection of your most dangerous kitchen appliances

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Keep thinking about that guy who disturbed a crow funeral and now they’ve taken against him, because I was doing some reading and it’s not a funeral; it’s an autopsy. They’re looking for cause if death and danger, and in disturbing them he signalled he was the murderer. That’s a generational curse

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

i was asked to repost this one too #ffxiv

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

i should be allowed to explode ppl with my mind. i can be trusted

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they’re going to reverse my magnetic field tomorrow

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

They should let me post over a landline phone.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Do you agree with Robert?

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

I should rewatch Cowboy Bebop for the sixth time.

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