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Writer, performer, poet 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 Non-committed pagan with a love of witchy stuff. Love doing ALL the crafts. Most of them badly. www.swordsofwords.com
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All of them.

submitted 5 days ago • 542 comments

Had a dream that Netflix, instead of offering streaming, now offered "constant screaming". And everyone named Terry had now been renamed "Terror". So that's how my night went.

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This is my test rivet. It is also my first ever rivet. I have successfully hammered my first bit of steel into place. I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN! This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer

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This is Gus. Gus the gauntlet. One day Gus dreams of being part of a suit of armour. Unfortunately, despite my efforts to clean him so far, Gus & I have had to admit that *inside* he is VERY rusty. Therefore we are about to embark on a restoration journey. Thoughts & slayers please for Gus! 1/2

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

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Oops 😬

submitted 21 days ago • 1039 comments

A rare species of bed alligator has been spotted recently at my house. He lies in wait to pounce on anyone who comes within snuggle distance

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Men don't have emotions, they're too rational. So they have delusions of grandeur instead.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

New Despicable Me villain just dropped

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

OK this is more like it.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

If you're protesting today, I love you, be brave, and stay safe.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Excuse ME, the tangleband nards are CLEARLY quantum, while the fromp chamber is analog to the vimce ray!

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

American windows just aren't as dangerous as Russian windows, it seems.

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submitted 26 days ago • 26 comments

It's hilarious that people engage in conspiracy theories while the government is just actively doing all of the worst shit out in the open for them to see.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Don't threaten me with a good time

submitted 25 days ago • 449 comments

Or shits & giggles?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

And only like one of them can even count, so they wouldn't see us coming 🤷‍♀️

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

submitted 25 days ago • 182 comments

The White House is saying Canada misunderstood the tariffs as a trade war & it feels eerily similar to when men hit on women relentlessly- then act like they didn't mean it when women do not reciprocate. Huge "It was just a joke, it's not that serious" vibes. Canada did not misunderstand anything.

submitted 25 days ago • 60 comments

The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:

submitted 25 days ago • 738 comments

Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.

submitted 25 days ago • 851 comments

It's March. Eddie Big Balls now runs the IRS. You log onto the Tesla website to pay your taxes in bitcoin. Click here for your MAGA bonus! It says. You click. Rick Astley blasts though your speakers: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP Somewhere a 19yo nerd cackles. This is fine, you say, sipping your coffee.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

submitted 26 days ago • 1122 comments

👇

submitted 26 days ago • 66 comments

My life, constantly

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I was led to believe that if we were to have trade wars and the rise of an evil emperor, at least there would be podracing.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

It's like upsetting Mr. Roger, or Bob Ross. Who, come to think of it, would both be FUMING right now

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

With this administration, an old Soviet joke comes to mind: A man is standing in Red Square with a sign that says DON'T BELIEVE THEM, THEY'RE LIARS! He gets arrested by the KGB. KGB agent: So! THEY are liars are they? MAN: Yes! Liars! KGB: And next maybe you'll tell me they're murderers, too? 1/3

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment