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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

*wearily* please……. Can someone invent a way out that isn’t through……… please I’m dying………

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

when you die you instantly wake up as a shen yun performer mid-performance. i hope I get to be one of the ladies that throw their sleeves at you

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This cover really looks like you're playing some kind of Civ/Paradox video game and you've finished researching "bisexuality" on the tech tree

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Elon musk absolutely posted this from Trumps account, he does not talk like that lmao

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I know this man is sick of me

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

#Boulder CO kids names idea list: -Astrazenica -Morbius -Challenger -Lindenburgh

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood

submitted 15 days ago • 75 comments

the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

submitted 16 days ago • 84 comments

Weak-Willed Man Does Whatever Court Orders Him To theonion.com/weak-wi...

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you donald trump:

submitted 22 days ago • 18 comments

My workgroup got nearly a dollar raise at the beginning of this year and HR didn't notify anyone lol

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Had our first wood fire in the house since we got our puppy and I watched in real time how dogs got domesticated

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

submitted 33 days ago • 475 comments

The City of Boulder is planning a sweep on Monday when it is going to potentially be -15F. Imagine if they were helping with warming centers and road safety instead 😒 #Boulder #CityofBoulder #acab

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

“china is our enemy” that’s really cool you have enemies dude. i’m just chilling though

submitted 38 days ago • 17 comments

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

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submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

let’s help our california animal friends! 100% of merch sales this week will be donated to the Pasadena Humane society: weirdlilguys.com if you want to donate directly I’m matching donations up to $500 on IG: www.instagram.com/linking/fund...

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

Thinkin about that doomsday cult that lives in the Angeles National Forest today

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

A teacher friend of mine is worried about the future of education. Kids don’t read books anymore. They can’t write essays without ChatGPT. They gather behind the school to dig a big hole together. The deeper they tunnel the louder a sound from below grows, like a heartbeat

submitted 62 days ago • 52 comments

For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn

submitted 49 days ago • 74 comments

I have snapdragons still blooming on my porch

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

going to the spa kicks so much ass. i feel like the temple priests are preparing me to finally be ritually killed

submitted 54 days ago • 6 comments

At work we came up with a whole storyboard for "All Quiet on the Muppet Front" which was a lot of trench hijinks that kept them from joining their fellow soldiers in an offensive push

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

The same guys that got really upset over the "learn to code" discourse in the 2010s are now begging the us government to teach them to code for tech jobs

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

any Jennifer Coolidge character

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

PSA for cat owners in the US: cats have been contracting H5N1 (bird flu). They are very susceptible to it and the fatality rate for cats is 67%. To avoid it: -keep your cats indoors. They can catch it from infected birds and mice. -do not feed them raw dairy -do not feed them raw meat

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Made a new Christmas cookie recipe tonight and asked my husband's opinion on them. Walked away and came back to the entire tray completely devoured. 11/10 hell yeah.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

mewy cwismis

submitted 60 days ago • 78 comments