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How about nobody have any nuclear weapons. How about that for a fucking idea for world peace.

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I feel like GenX always knew we’d the see the third world war. I just didn’t think I’d have sciatica, frozen shoulder, and gray hair when it happened. I could be grateful for the time but fucking whatever. Back to pandemic drinking levels.

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They absolutely will find you. The ToS of social media platforms says they will coop with LEOs etc. Also ask me how I know.

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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

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Legit, we don’t need Congress telling us “this is bad”. We need them to be sliding on their loafers, & headed to chambers. Drop the ETAs in the GC, and put on a pot of coffee. Time to work!

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illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

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JOHN WILKES BOOTH ONCE IMPEACHED A MUTHAUCKA BY HIMSELF

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Baby, I hate to break it to you… There’s only one way to fix this and it ain’t impeachment.

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AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

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Be prepared for radically expanded accusations of national security threats.

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Buddy gotta go. Y'all know who. Y'all know what I mean. Swiftly. And it still might not save us. But he gotta go

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terrible time to be playing with fireworks

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WE?!

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Well… once again!

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The olds remember

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Y'all, OMFG, so, I never ever EVER thought I'd have to make one of these, but my sister's great aunt is missing!!! She was in MIDTOWN MANHATTAN for a doctor's appointment, and she has dementia!!! NEW YORK CITY TWITTER, pls, if you SEE HER, plsssss hit me up!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 #missing

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taps mic Hi, there! I’ve lived all over the country, wet, dry, hot, cold, and high humidity will not only kill your ass dead faster than anything else, it will suuuuuck the entire time you’re dying. Your low resting heart rate won’t do shit when your sweat is a marinade instead of a coolant.

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These are all people who I’m either related to or close friends As a June Gemini, I am offended ☹️

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Good, keep going.

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This thread 😆 (Immediately heard the guitar riff midway through. Well played.)

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I wish Lauryn had thrown on the "Dreamgirls" soundtrack RIGHT THERE and THEN —

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How I'm a hoe and he Heaven-sent?!? Case dismissed!

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We still have no idea who the ICE agents are. They could be insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals themselves, chasing law-abiding citizens down the street for recording their kidnappings. The odds they aren't are low. Congress must raise hell about this. A masked gang runs our country.

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I did a book report on “Daddy” in the 5th grade and they called my Mom.

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My dreams exposing y’all left and right. You try to do something slick and I get a tap on the shoulder on what you been up to in my dreamscape. 🙃

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Camera off, mic muted (except to say hello and goodbye), my own internal commentary on why who is talking is full of shit

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air horns skins out ZAGGA ZOW!

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Jesus Christ :|

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"Few solid niggas left but it's not enough."

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My Grandaddy says this. If you willing to fuck up YOUR home and the people YOU put in it because you can’t control yourself then you will absolutely fuck up MY shit because don’t even respect your own shit.

How about nobody have any nuclear weapons. How about that for a fucking idea for world peace.

I feel like GenX always knew we’d the see the third world war. I just didn’t think I’d have sciatica, frozen shoulder, and gray hair when it happened. I could be grateful for the time but fucking whatever. Back to pandemic drinking levels.

They absolutely will find you. The ToS of social media platforms says they will coop with LEOs etc. Also ask me how I know.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

Legit, we don’t need Congress telling us “this is bad”. We need them to be sliding on their loafers, & headed to chambers. Drop the ETAs in the GC, and put on a pot of coffee. Time to work!

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

JOHN WILKES BOOTH ONCE IMPEACHED A MUTHAUCKA BY HIMSELF

Baby, I hate to break it to you… There’s only one way to fix this and it ain’t impeachment.

AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

Be prepared for radically expanded accusations of national security threats.

Buddy gotta go. Y'all know who. Y'all know what I mean. Swiftly. And it still might not save us. But he gotta go

terrible time to be playing with fireworks

WE?!

Well… once again!

The olds remember

taps mic Hi, there! I’ve lived all over the country, wet, dry, hot, cold, and high humidity will not only kill your ass dead faster than anything else, it will suuuuuck the entire time you’re dying. Your low resting heart rate won’t do shit when your sweat is a marinade instead of a coolant.

These are all people who I’m either related to or close friends As a June Gemini, I am offended ☹️

Good, keep going.

This thread 😆 (Immediately heard the guitar riff midway through. Well played.)

I wish Lauryn had thrown on the "Dreamgirls" soundtrack RIGHT THERE and THEN —

How I'm a hoe and he Heaven-sent?!? Case dismissed!

We still have no idea who the ICE agents are. They could be insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals themselves, chasing law-abiding citizens down the street for recording their kidnappings. The odds they aren't are low. Congress must raise hell about this. A masked gang runs our country.

I did a book report on “Daddy” in the 5th grade and they called my Mom.

My dreams exposing y’all left and right. You try to do something slick and I get a tap on the shoulder on what you been up to in my dreamscape. 🙃

Camera off, mic muted (except to say hello and goodbye), my own internal commentary on why who is talking is full of shit

air horns skins out ZAGGA ZOW!

Jesus Christ :|

"Few solid niggas left but it's not enough."

My Grandaddy says this. If you willing to fuck up YOUR home and the people YOU put in it because you can’t control yourself then you will absolutely fuck up MY shit because don’t even respect your own shit.

Support your man too. Hide his podcast equipment

…and this is why you can’t eat from everybody. 😐