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Mind you this is him bald and over fifty, most of the girls don’t look like this in their twenties.

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

Denzel and that whipped can sized…nvm

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Healing Blessings Protection

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Feeling nostalgic so this came to mind. You couldn’t tell me that it wasn’t Chaka Khan singing this song or I couldn’t hit those notes 🤣 (Yes, I know Vesta did BGV for Chaka and found that out later on)

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

"滚蛋" - China

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

*blinks*

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

now is the time to retain as much cool in your house as possible. it's a dark, rainy day, leave the lights off and keep the blinds closed. create a path of air circulation for nighttime if you dont have a/c. fans blowing in windows on one end, out the other.

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It’s very concerning how that man can commit truly heinous acts and the immediate response from some Black people is “she would have done the same thing.” Why are you unable to focus on what is happening and insist in engaging in hypotheticals? How is that helpful in this moment?

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

“I’m not punching your face… I’m punching your body”

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

submitted 23 hours ago • 387 comments

WELP

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

You didn’t go to his birthday party last week, so now everyone has to watch him on television tonight.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

How did Kamala’s name even come up today? She isn’t the president. She isn’t the vice president. So yeah this is looking like folks needing to shield themselves from the realities of their choices. There is no use speculating about what she would’ve done when reality is TODAY.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Blow the bag. Plan the vacation. Shoot up the club. Have that second piece of cake. Start drinking at 9am. Face a whole blunt. Go ahead and try those shrooms like you’ve been wanting. Let that person know you been crushing on them. Get that tattoo (unless it’s in your foot.)

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

How about nobody have any nuclear weapons. How about that for a fucking idea for world peace.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I feel like GenX always knew we’d the see the third world war. I just didn’t think I’d have sciatica, frozen shoulder, and gray hair when it happened. I could be grateful for the time but fucking whatever. Back to pandemic drinking levels.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

They absolutely will find you. The ToS of social media platforms says they will coop with LEOs etc. Also ask me how I know.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

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Legit, we don’t need Congress telling us “this is bad”. We need them to be sliding on their loafers, & headed to chambers. Drop the ETAs in the GC, and put on a pot of coffee. Time to work!

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

submitted 1 day ago • 441 comments

JOHN WILKES BOOTH ONCE IMPEACHED A MUTHAUCKA BY HIMSELF

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Baby, I hate to break it to you… There’s only one way to fix this and it ain’t impeachment.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

submitted 1 day ago • 335 comments

Be prepared for radically expanded accusations of national security threats.

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Buddy gotta go. Y'all know who. Y'all know what I mean. Swiftly. And it still might not save us. But he gotta go

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

terrible time to be playing with fireworks

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

WE?!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Well… once again!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The olds remember

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

*taps mic* Hi, there! I’ve lived all over the country, wet, dry, hot, cold, and high humidity will not only kill your ass dead faster than anything else, it will suuuuuck the entire time you’re dying. Your low resting heart rate won’t do shit when your sweat is a marinade instead of a coolant.

submitted 1 day ago • 112 comments

These are all people who I’m either related to or close friends As a June Gemini, I am offended ☹️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Good, keep going.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This thread 😆 (Immediately heard the guitar riff midway through. Well played.)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wish Lauryn had thrown on the "Dreamgirls" soundtrack RIGHT THERE and THEN —

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

How I'm a hoe and he Heaven-sent?!? Case dismissed!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment