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Sarah Taber has a TikTok doing numbers and is apparently being bombarded with “omg you and Chris Newman would really get along!” messages and I can’t stop laughing my ass off.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

You can tell who’s an “illegal alien” just by looking at them about as well as you can diagnose bovine leukosis by eyeballing a dairy cow. Which is why the idiots that guzzle raw milk from “healthy cows” are often the same idiots that support deporting toddlers who turn out to be U.S. citizens.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Today is the four year anniversary of the Red Wedding: the day I acrimoniously parted ways with my ex-partners of 40 Acres “Community Ranch” and an assortment of random influencer assholes… and seriously had to wonder if my career was over. sylvanaqua.medium.com/cancelled-th...

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

There’s basically two permacultures. The benign form is people planting tree guilds and building hugelbeds and minding their own business. Then there’s malignant permaculture: the one that prescribes “solutions” to big problems from a place of near-perfect ignorance…

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

The time a YT ag influencer asked me on her podcast & we started a correspondence & she boosted me on Twitter & then she crowdfunded a salary to be my “consultant” w/o telling me & the “consulting” was just stuff from Google & then she told a reporter she raised her salary b/c I refused to pay her 😂

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

The Pope met J.D. Vance and was like “lol time to die.”

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Each day, get a little better than you were yesterday. That is all and that is enough.

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Random reminder that White women with little crosses around their necks cannot be trusted under any circumstances.

submitted 11 days ago • 45 comments

Pasture raised, no price gouge eggs at blackbirdcoop.com

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

No, Gayle. You’re not an astronaut.

submitted 13 days ago • 19 comments

This is fucking insane. apnews.com/live/donald-...

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t like Alan Savory. He literally fought and killed Black people to uphold White minority rule as a commando and apartheid politician in Rhodesia before going on to slaughter 40,000 elephants.

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

Words of advice for would-be farmers.

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

The money on the floor is important.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

“It’s unfair to make women to compete against biological males” and “those entitled c**ts in the WNBA should be grateful to have a league at all” is always the exact same dude.

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

The things I say on TikTok…

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

The same dude that told me I have a horrendous business model because our net income is “only” 10% is the same guy that’d rather shit in his own mouth than pay more than $8 for a rotisserie chicken.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Farming means having random dudes who raise a dozen chickens in their backyards tell you everything you’re doing wrong in your brooder with 3,000 chickens in it.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

These people are so irredeemably stupid.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

“Never loan money you’d be upset to lose” is the best advice my mom ever gave me.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

By DEI, are they talking about that one Indigenous lady being allowed to speak at the Virginia Biological Farmers Conference even though shes not really a farmer, was convicted of embezzling from a local ag non-profit 3 months before her talk, then turned out to be a White lady with a spray tan?

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Stop telling me to go out and protest today. Fuck all yall. My Black ass is gardening with a mint julep.

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

When bro says there’s more profitable businesses than farming…

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

If you live in VA, MD, or DC eggs and chicken are restocked on our website :-) blackbirdcoop.com

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

My homeboy said Drake is the Daniel Jones of rap and I can’t stop thinking about it.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Forget where I heard it but it’s a solid argument that the entire Palestine-Israel-Trump nexus is a play to play to kill liberal democracy in a way that opens the door for Jews to be blamed for it.

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

I’m perfectly fine with either. Don’t tell me political violence is unacceptable while cramming Independence Day down my throat every damn year.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Apropos of nothing, Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2 can get it.

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

A quick word on mutual aid program, which is quickly becoming critical to getting people fed that are afraid to leave their houses because of plainclothes Nazis throwing them into unmarked vans and spiriting them away to undisclosed locations. Blackbirdcoop.com -> Donate Mutual Aid

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

So, no one’s enrolling at Columbia except Nazis now, right?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments