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Security doofus, golang proderer, annoyance 🇨🇦 🙎‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 Currently making stuff @ opshelm.com
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This feels like the whole metaverse thing all over again. Taking bets on if the company gets renamed to something AI related before they fuck it up and abandon it.

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It’s been 30 years, but the Nirvana Unplugged version of “Where Did You Sleep Last Night?” still delivers goosebumps in the second half. Also, I now feel old.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Well those commands look very docker/colima'y ... Wonder if that's for ease of migration or because that's what it is.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I realize that it’s because captain dingbat has the same fetish for gold that Elmo has for the letter X. But every time I hear “golden dome” I can’t help but eye roll at the decision to name it after a metal which is way less strong than iron.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It means they’re a bunch of bigoted shitheads. Glad I could clear that up.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Probably a long shot... But is there anyone from Cloudflare's security team in my followers?

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

This definitely won’t go wrong.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

.... oh, same for Digicert too.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Just in case this makes it to someone from Sectigo as they don't seem be on bluesky to tag directly... You seem to have intermittent problems with your certificate transparency servers returning 500 and 504 status codes.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

So this list of tariffed countries…. Am I missing something, or are Canada & Mexico both absent? Not complaining of course, but…. What?!

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments