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Syntropia: Music for overcoming entropy - since 2006. #syntropia.music Former professional vegetarian. Retired not-for-profit administrator. Recovering mental health therapist. Skeptical Buddhist.
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Decel? Trump is an incel. When was the last time Melania let the fat fuck ride her? And I suspect he's not as good at raping as he once was. Every wonder why Trump is always angry? There you go.

No, that's OK. Trump has a sharpy and a map to tell hurricanes where, and where not to go. And the hurricanes are already confused as fuck by the Gulf of America bullshit. So, don't worry. Trump has this covered.

The People Have Spoken (feat. Ashes and Dreams) In the face of so much ugliness, the only thing to do is answer with power and beauty.  In the face of so much darkness, embrace the sun. #OriginalMusicTracks #DreamPop #music #syntropia.music

My kids read those works aloud, and I told them, "Remember, you should never swear. Don't use the Trump word in this house."

My childhood was full of trapdoors and ejection seats instead of chutes and ladders.

First, the US government stole the land from the Native Americans. Now they plan to steal it from the Naive Americans.

A friend told me to go see this movie. I told him to go fuck himself.

Recently trending, the words Bir, Bu and Ve. BIR: the Philippine government tax collection agency. BU: Boston University, home of many first-generation students, in other words, students whose parents are likely to be unlawfully deported. Ve is just V, but more pretentious. Good words every one!

Two Frogs features a voice recording of "Frog Story," as told by Zere Atmaca in an Endangered Language Alliance class about the ancestral language of the Zaza people, spoken primarily in eastern Turkey. But you knew that. #OriginalMusicTracks #EthnicFusion #music #syntropia.music

If there ever were a time to quote my childhood self, and say, "I know you are, but what am I?" -- it is now.

Apparently his bone spurs migrated to his brain.

He put tariffs on lonely penguins exporting guano I guess.

On the other hand, Mace looked at me funny and that bruised my feelings. I'm suing.

Get the easy stuff right. It’s not complicated.

You get a tariff. YOU get a tariff. EVERYONE GETS A TARIFF!

How to import a vehicle from Canada. It's claimed that, as of 4 months ago, "Vehicles made in Canada or the U.S., or ones imported for personal use, are usually not subject to duties (international trade taxes)". Best check to see if that is still true or not. #buy.canadian #tarrif

I've heard rumors that Florida, of all places, is turning blue. I can't wait for the next climate change (there, I said it) intensified hurricane season, sans FEMA. I don't think anyone can help the GOP recover from that disaster.

Trump's top security advisers are DER STUPID.

Hold on, let me grab a cup of coffee and think about it. Not the question. The coffee. I'm going to think about the coffee. Japanese coffee. archive.org/details/geor...

Ergo: Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth is a Black woman. A transgendered transracial Black woman. This explains everything.

Oh my gosh. I sure hope there isn't any bias against Jews...

Trump Asks Putin To Find Yemen War Plans Still waiting for Russian president Vladimir Putin to find Hillary's emails, Donald Trump now says he has asked Putin to find the Yemen War Plans. "I wasn't invited to the Signal, but Putin is ex-KGB, so I'm sure he was listening in," said a bewildered Trump.

MAGA hire

In a rare moment of candor, the Trump admin admitted that patching Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg into a top secret chat was a mistake. It was supposed to be Jeff Goldblum instead. Because, Jeff Goldblum.

This just in: The Trump administration accidentally texts the National Enquirer about the Venezuelan deportees having Hillary’s emails, pictures of Trump without makeup, and Saddam Hussein's WMDs.

These days, nobody should come to America.

Ever Wonder How Mermaids Have Sex? The second post in my new journal "What I'm Not Taking With Me When I'm Gone." #espresso #breville #starbucks

Who Is Getting My Stuff When I'm Gone. Because you can't take it with you. I'm listing stuff so my heirs can start fighting now about who gets what. Visit my new LiveJournal account. I invite editing tips and comments, posted here please. And the name Samuel? Also rejected. Why? #death

Why Are We Obsessed With Breasts. Women are obsessed with breasts because men are obsessed with breasts. Why are men obsessed with breasts? Because they were inadequately weened. That's why I'm now offering a new product: "Binkies For Boob Lovers." #breasts #tits #boobs #binky

Why Is Trump Trying To Destroy America? During his campaign, #Trump promised revenge on his enemies. The American people now seem to be the enemy because most of them voted against him in the 2000 election. Largely, #democracy is being destroyed because of Trump's ego and overweening pride.

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Trump's understanding of what is legal and what is not is tenuous at best. #felon #rapist #trump

Anyone Got A Job For A Jobless Smartass? I walked into the office of my boss and he said, "I've got a free 30 seconds. Tell me everything you know." I said, "I'll tell you what both of us know, and it won't take any longer."

The GOOPs would also allow the display of Confederate flags also... I have an idea. #nazi #confederate #gop #pride