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The Grand Entrance of Amazing Dan. He is here, and he is amazing! #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky #music #syntropia.music

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#Trump said he would bring a quick end to the wars in #Ukraine and #Gaza, and get #China to bend on trade and #Iran on its nuclear program. Did he? Nope.

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You Are The Only One | Syntropia The fading light.... #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky #music #syntropia.music

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Mark Cuban, complaining about the lack of diversity on Bluesky, is also faulting Starbucks for not attracting fans of Dunkin Donuts coffee. Indeed, it seems that Bluesky is more Frappuccino than Apple Fritters.

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In other news, Charles Manson says he has found no link between the Manson Family and the Manson Family murders,

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Without the NWS office, people now have to go out to see what direction the birds are flying, measure how high the waves are in their kiddy pool, and time how long it takes for the sound of thunder to reach them after a flash of lightning. Then, if its a serious storm, they will all get blown away.

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This is a situation where you take the hat off a man, put it on yourself, and walk right in. And here's the thing. They can't ask you to remove your hat...because it's not yours.

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Three climbers fell 400 feet to their death. One climber survived and drove to a pay phone. The survivor said that the real miracle is that, in 2025., there are still payphones. apnews.com/article/clim...

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Gulf Leader Attends Meeting With Trump Wearing No Pants. Trump commented that the man was wearing beach sandals, which, he said, made sense. "There is a lot of sand in the Middle East." Some say the leader was, at least, wearing a thong - a thought they say they can never wash out of their minds.

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Make America Hopey And Changey Again.

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You've got Eel-mail.

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That's not fair. We get two dolls. No jets, but at least we get dolls. Two of them. I mean is Trump getting two planes? No.

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It might just be true that they have no faces, just like they have no heart. Creepy, but these days, anything is possible.

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A chicken in every pot and a jet in every library. Makes sense to me!

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My mom made the best apple pies, but she just used an oven to bake them. not the interiors of collapsing stars. I'm pretty sure the local zoning code did not allow interiors of collapsing stars in our neighborhood.

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Convicted #Rapist Donald #Trump does not have the qualifications to be #Pope. But he is qualified to be a #pedo #priest. Walking into the dressing room of the Miss Teen USA beauty pageant while the girls were changing, Trump said something like, “Don’t worry, ladies, I’ve seen it all before.”

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Yes. It is easy to agree. It is much more difficult to do something about it. Can someone in the area set up a "soup kitchen" for mothers and kids along the parade route? And how about a vaccination clinic also? Hell, invite Burt and Ernie to help entertain the kids, while also sending a message.

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Perhaps Anthony Weiner hopes that Twitter, now X, will tolerate an XXX post should it once again accidentally happen

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Man with a crotch that makes fireworks like this, even without a guitar, seeks woman with asbestos vagina.

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Keeping unsafe products out of our White House has also gone to hell

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THIS I DID NOT KNOW "Anti-clown sentiment rose in the 2010s..." I did not know that! Read more: "Why Did Ronald McDonald Disappear?" www.mentalfloss.com/why-did-rona...

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Trump's War on Christmas Even Baby Jesus doll can only have two dolls.

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China had a one-child policy, Trump has a one-child two-doll policy.

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TRUMP FORECASTS DEPRESSION How much you can afford to buy with your income is called “real income.” If real income falls, that’s called a recession. If things decline as badly as Trump’s example, where someone who bought 30 dolls could only afford to buy two dolls, that’s called a depression.

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Donald #Trump says he's not only bringing back #Columbus Day, he plans on using the government's secret time travel technology to bring back Columbus himself. "What", asked Trump, "is Columbus Day without Columbus?"

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The first thing I do is delete the original post, after first transmogrifying and reversing it, so we end up in the year 2095, where, ironically, there is no Wi-Fi, no cell phones... Drat.

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Why is no one discussing the issue of #immigrants, #refuges, #terrorists and #gang_members smuggling #paper_straws into the US? #Trump #fetish_for_plastic #weird_obsessions #toxic_chemicals

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Warning also issued to US citizens to not travel to Trump country...

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Trump on collapsing visitor numbers to the US: “Not a big deal. We treat our tourists great.” Here’s what the rest of world thinks:

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To be fair, #Trump may have had sex with underage girls, but he didn't kill #Epstein.... Or did he?

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The cops the Klan didn't like were Irish Catholics. The Klan didn't just hang "Negros" at the time. They also hung Catholics. I guess Catholics are OK if they are fascist Italians however.

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Donald #Trump: Trafficker In Chief. Trump is #kidnapping people and shipping them off to a #torture_camp in El Salvador to be #slave laborers. Trump has found his true calling. #Human_trafficker.

The Grand Entrance of Amazing Dan. He is here, and he is amazing! #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky #music #syntropia.music

#Trump said he would bring a quick end to the wars in #Ukraine and #Gaza, and get #China to bend on trade and #Iran on its nuclear program. Did he? Nope.

You Are The Only One | Syntropia The fading light.... #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky #music #syntropia.music

Mark Cuban, complaining about the lack of diversity on Bluesky, is also faulting Starbucks for not attracting fans of Dunkin Donuts coffee. Indeed, it seems that Bluesky is more Frappuccino than Apple Fritters.

In other news, Charles Manson says he has found no link between the Manson Family and the Manson Family murders,

Without the NWS office, people now have to go out to see what direction the birds are flying, measure how high the waves are in their kiddy pool, and time how long it takes for the sound of thunder to reach them after a flash of lightning. Then, if its a serious storm, they will all get blown away.

This is a situation where you take the hat off a man, put it on yourself, and walk right in. And here's the thing. They can't ask you to remove your hat...because it's not yours.

Three climbers fell 400 feet to their death. One climber survived and drove to a pay phone. The survivor said that the real miracle is that, in 2025., there are still payphones. apnews.com/article/clim...

Gulf Leader Attends Meeting With Trump Wearing No Pants. Trump commented that the man was wearing beach sandals, which, he said, made sense. "There is a lot of sand in the Middle East." Some say the leader was, at least, wearing a thong - a thought they say they can never wash out of their minds.

Make America Hopey And Changey Again.

You've got Eel-mail.

That's not fair. We get two dolls. No jets, but at least we get dolls. Two of them. I mean is Trump getting two planes? No.

It might just be true that they have no faces, just like they have no heart. Creepy, but these days, anything is possible.

A chicken in every pot and a jet in every library. Makes sense to me!

My mom made the best apple pies, but she just used an oven to bake them. not the interiors of collapsing stars. I'm pretty sure the local zoning code did not allow interiors of collapsing stars in our neighborhood.

Yes. It is easy to agree. It is much more difficult to do something about it. Can someone in the area set up a "soup kitchen" for mothers and kids along the parade route? And how about a vaccination clinic also? Hell, invite Burt and Ernie to help entertain the kids, while also sending a message.

Perhaps Anthony Weiner hopes that Twitter, now X, will tolerate an XXX post should it once again accidentally happen

Man with a crotch that makes fireworks like this, even without a guitar, seeks woman with asbestos vagina.

Keeping unsafe products out of our White House has also gone to hell

THIS I DID NOT KNOW "Anti-clown sentiment rose in the 2010s..." I did not know that! Read more: "Why Did Ronald McDonald Disappear?" www.mentalfloss.com/why-did-rona...

Trump's War on Christmas Even Baby Jesus doll can only have two dolls.

China had a one-child policy, Trump has a one-child two-doll policy.

Donald #Trump says he's not only bringing back #Columbus Day, he plans on using the government's secret time travel technology to bring back Columbus himself. "What", asked Trump, "is Columbus Day without Columbus?"

The first thing I do is delete the original post, after first transmogrifying and reversing it, so we end up in the year 2095, where, ironically, there is no Wi-Fi, no cell phones... Drat.

Why is no one discussing the issue of #immigrants, #refuges, #terrorists and #gang_members smuggling #paper_straws into the US? #Trump #fetish_for_plastic #weird_obsessions #toxic_chemicals

Warning also issued to US citizens to not travel to Trump country...

Trump on collapsing visitor numbers to the US: “Not a big deal. We treat our tourists great.” Here’s what the rest of world thinks:

To be fair, #Trump may have had sex with underage girls, but he didn't kill #Epstein.... Or did he?

The cops the Klan didn't like were Irish Catholics. The Klan didn't just hang "Negros" at the time. They also hung Catholics. I guess Catholics are OK if they are fascist Italians however.

Donald #Trump: Trafficker In Chief. Trump is #kidnapping people and shipping them off to a #torture_camp in El Salvador to be #slave laborers. Trump has found his true calling. #Human_trafficker.

A better idea is a tattoo reading "NOT TO BE REMOVED FROM THE COUNTRY"

#Trump is not #endowed. #Harvard is.