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Pope Pious Pizza Balls

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Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

submitted 8 hours ago • 65 comments

"Ambitious Bishops Stoked For Pope Croak"

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

TO: <ALL STAFF> Reply to this email with your top 5 favorite memes and/or shitcoins. Failure to reply will be considered resignation

submitted 12 hours ago • 10 comments

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Tiktok financial "advice": Okay so first you're going to want to start a shell company

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‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance. Sent in anon.

submitted 2 days ago • 51 comments

Doing the exact cocktail of drugs that makes me sound like the South African version of Garth from Wayne's World.

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

I love the beautiful pictures of your farm but you gotta stop calling it “cornography”

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 334 comments

I want this to be true so bad

submitted 7 days ago • 59 comments

never ask a distributed systems engineer what time it is

submitted 7 days ago • 31 comments

THERAPIST: you've started calling objectively awful things "insanely good" to protect yourself from how awful the world is ME: lol that owns

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

While this is horrifying for many reasons, at least I always misread Judeo-Christian as Judo-Christian which makes me think of @theauthorguy.bsky.social and smile.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @neilcic.com, no particular reason but are you familiar with @marcbrownstein.bsky.social and @discobiscuitsfan.bsky.social? There's this song, Story of the World, and I'm not saying I could make it work with Nine Days, but I bet a real master could 🤔

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Peace Love Unity Ratatouille

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

One thing that’s really chill about this moment in time is that all of the worst people in every facet of life are celebrating nonstop.

submitted 12 days ago • 22 comments

Drake's gonna be the first person to ever lose a Super Bowl halftime show.

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world

submitted 13 days ago • 233 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 14 days ago • 256 comments

[beastie boys voice] i drive fast and i play loud TUNES took ur girl to eat crab ranGOONS

submitted 18 days ago • 17 comments