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The Coen Brothers’ True Grit could not kick more ass

Me and my houseboy noticed you from across the rave and we wanted to know… do you like LAN parties?

Jesse Singal is a liar and a fraud of a journalist and I will prove it as an unassailable fact in this thread. I'll also talk about why I don't think BlueSky moderation will do anything about him afterwards so stick around or maybe just skip to that if you don't want to read the boring details.

nobody is more persecuted than me, the guy brave enough to stand up for everything everyone in power already believes

I shouldn't be surprised, I said "Ay there's the rub" in a meeting a few weeks back & had someone earnestly ask "Rub??". Like forget it, fuck it.

big ugly nasty large lizards

setting system language to esperanto

EVANESCENCE OPENING FOR MCR LETS GOOOOO

very pleased to announce my robot which steals your stuff and turns it into some worthless crap that i sell is OW OW OW EVERYONE IS WHIPPING ROCKS AT ME FOR SOME REASON

when is adam gonna ruin me

Casting the dragon shout I learned from the wall of a Taco Bell bathroom

a lot of liberals are following me here and i all want you to know that i am a commie sympathizer and communism would be awesome to have

when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to

remember that episode of mythbusters when jamie blows up a trailer full of crash test dummies and proves the existence of god?

CONAN FORGIVES GOD DOES NOT

protection from evil AND good? in this action economy?

these days they don't make video games with rocket jumping like how they used to

rip don quixote you would have loved dropping at tilted towers in fortnite

dudes rock

brb going to stage a coup in a small island nation and create a technocratic republic populated only by radical centrist gamers

What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism

McRub

I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out

fellas, is it fey to live in a mushroom?

i'm still seeing breen

I am, in fact, immune to propaganda

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

desert golfing

anxiety bf whos kinda pathetic with it