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The moon is at the North Pole And Santa’s made of cheese. All you need is honey And love is made by bees.

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Respect to the dozen or so Brighton fans who stayed after the game and applauded the Spurs players on their lap of honour with the Europa League trophy. #COYS #THFC #TOTBRI

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Sea bees? #Dover

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INEOS Moisturising Hand Wash, your boys took a hell of a beating! #COYS #THFC

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I always look forward to the latest Folkestone Dispatch newsletter every Wednesday.

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Fill your boots #WorldBeeDay

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Always treat with extreme caution anyone who tells you that they have a favourite Roman emperor

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Why did the McVitie’s worker go off to the toilet? To Jaffa Cake

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@tonyvaughanmp.bsky.social Have a word!

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Yet another show at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium. There’s gonna be so much many to spend on players for next season, isn’t there?! Oh …. #COYS #THFC

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the little sparrow a white feather in his beak about to fly nestwards as proud as a peacock

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Their neighbours cleared a space at the end of the garden and installed a fire pit with seating around it. They responded by buying a beehive and placing it against the fence, immediately adjacent to this area. Game on!

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Whenever I see morris dancers, I have to check that I haven’t stumbled into the filming of an episode of Midsomer Murders

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

@richardosman1.bsky.social We Half-Solve Murders

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The sudden conversion of the scowling Arsene Wenger to the viewpoint that the winners of the Europa League should not get a Champions League spot next season just heightens the deliciousness of it all. #COYS #THFC #Spurs

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Arsenal had it easy - playing on grass in Paris. Spurs have it much harder - playing on plastic in the Arctic Circle. #COYS #THFC

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@quantick.bsky.social Sandeman Don In The Tube Station At Midnight #OrsonWeller

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The conclave in the Sistine Chapel will be so secure that the prayers of the cardinals won’t reach God.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

blessed are the soulless for they shall transform gardens into corporate entertaining areas with potted palms and piped ibiza chill mixes

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“Mike doesn’t seem himself today.” “Oh, he’s got metadata tagging issues.”

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